jOhn's definitions

jizz queen

a female human being who enjoys ingesting spermatozoa from humans or other animals.

"jennifer lopez is an admitted jizz queen."

by john March 16, 2003

modest mouse

A band that no one actually liked. They were only listened to because Rolling Stone gave them a good review. Thankfully, since the band experienced modest popularity, they'll no longer be trendy. Soon, they'll be sitting right next to ICP and Dashboard Confessional in the mainstream, yet still underground, not listened to bin.

Did you hear about the new Modest Mouse CD? Neither did I.

by John February 9, 2005

timesing

1. To multiply by
2. To let time fly

1. You normally have to take 2 and timesing it by 3

2. Wow, it's timesing by!

by John January 20, 2005

jovan Plamanac

a person who is extremely gay and loves to suck dick.he wears braces because while he was getting fucked one night he got dick sllaped in the face and had to get his teeth back in place.

there is imposible to set an example about a jovan.
Jesus Oregon is a Jovan.

by john June 4, 2003

bullet-time

1. An effect created by putting many digital cameras in either a circle or any shape you want and filming what happens inside, thus allowing you to create the effect that there is one camera moving around and around the object or objects.

2. Any scene in entertainment that involves slow motion and bullet time.

(As seen in films like "The Matrix" and "Kung-Pow: Enter the fist"

Bullet-Time blew peoples minds when it was first used.

by John May 15, 2003

music snob

An asshole that slags every other genre than the genre or genres he/she listens to. Completely the most immature, ignorant sob's this world has to offer.

Everyone who has ever said that a professional band sucks.
This goes double for you emo- and pop-bashers. That's just stupid.

by John November 25, 2003

tamaryn

The prettiest girl in New York City.

what a Tamaryn!

by John December 14, 2003