jOhn's definitions

moose cock

an incredibly large man piece; similar to 'hung like a horse'

wanker 1: "toby has a fucking moose cock"

wanker 2: "he is the ugliest kid on the planet, god had to make up for it somehow"

wanker 1: "atleast he has a shot in the porn industry"

by john December 25, 2004

bum bum

anus, arse, ass, behind, backside, booty, bottom, bum, buns, butt, buttocks, can, derriere, dorsal, fanny, fundament, heinie, hindquarters, hind end, keister, posterior, prat, rear, rear end, rectum, rump, sphincter, stern, seat, tail, tail, tooshie, tuchus, tush

"Daddy, what do I do with this fudgesicle?" ... "Well, Jonny, you can stick it in your bum bum".

by john November 24, 2003

28 days later

In England, "28 days later" is roughly the equivalent of "four to six weeks later" in America -- like when you order something out of a catalog and they say the merchandise will be arriving in the near future.

Thank you for ordering "The Greatest Hits of Kathie Lee Gifford." You can expect it 28 days later.

by John March 20, 2004

Joyce Lyn Winter

1. Uber-Gorgeous, cute, and very friendly.

1. That girl is such a Joyce Lyn Winter.

by John October 23, 2004

banana funk

a goddamn asshole, MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Dude 1: 'I'm American maaaaan.'
Dude 2: 'Word, Banana funk brother!'

by John May 3, 2004

baby seal

An assault rifle carrying monster, who relentlessly preys on Midwest college students. This Gargantuan is nocturnal and comes out to feed at night. Despite its cute appearance, Midwest college students should fear for their lives.

Oh no, watch out for the baby seal!

by John April 12, 2004

Tokyo Rifle

The act of smoking cannibis

Yo brah right on uh tokyo rifle
lol
omg

by John December 18, 2003