jOhn's definitions

bizo

Fag.

You're a bizo.

by John August 1, 2003

They Might Be Giants

A band, the likes of which have never been seen, that continues to rock you through the night and sends you into a coma that lasts until sometime next week.

Ana Ng, Spider, Minimum Wage, NO!, etc.

by John October 3, 2003

Anti Squirrel Coalition

Semi paramilitary group with the harge of defending the world against the threat of squirrel world domination. Originally based in Michigan, the ASC HQ was moved to Kentucky from which the war against the tree rats is coordinated to this day.

ASC special forces often go into the woods to gather intelligence and engage Enemy forces.

by John February 8, 2004

expanchise

When there are already enough franchises in the NFL, NBA or MLB and some wanna-be city wants to validate itself it petitions for a new team or expanchise.

Cleveland has forced Baltimore into creating an expanchise, the Ravens, so they could keep the Browns.

by John January 10, 2004

five head

Refering to someones large forehead where you can fit all five fingers on it.

That midget has a five head

by John October 24, 2004

Southie

A part of Boston on the Southern End of the City. Home to Castle Island, partially Dotty, and indeed the living place of many mics with a love for liquor.

"I'm Irish, I drink, I scream my disdain for the Yankees when the Red Sox play Philly. Don't tell me I'm from South Boston, I'm from fucking Southie."

by John November 8, 2004

whorean

(n). A Korean whore.

1) _______ is a whorean; she slept with another guy other than her boyfriend during a school trip to New York.

by John May 13, 2005