jOhn's definitions

pumpkin monster

Uppity asshole/bitch who tans excessively and is always orange.

Ugh, Tammy was trying to hit on me but she was all fucking tanned orange. I wouldn't touch that filthy pumpkin monster with a ten-foot pole.

by JOHN February 10, 2004

fefer

The funniest guy ever.

That guy is definitely THE FEFER!

by John April 25, 2003

geeban

Name given to a person who spends too much time infront of a computer playing games. Also refers to a person who is worse than a geek/nerd

Man, get out side and get some fresh air you geeban. You need sunglasses to look at you because you are so pale

by John May 14, 2004

genius

someone who is unfortuanate enough to have a higher than usual mental capacity

it sucks to be a genius because stupid people are happy people

by John March 27, 2005

Thursday

The best day of the week to have sex. I'm not kidding. It adds a whole 'nother level to it.

Person 1: Whatcha doin' Thursday?
Person 2: Linda's coming over.
Person 1: Holy shit. *falls down dead in amazement*

by John November 25, 2003

Dumbassedness

An act (past tense) of being a dumbass.

It was major dumbassedness on Jim's part when he robbed the bank in broad daylight.

by John February 17, 2004

mansonite

A self-proclaimed moron who labels themselves "goth", and listens to MTV-friendly forced angst crap like Korn and predominantly Marylin Manson. They have no idea of where "goth" music evolved before it was corrupted by Hot Topic chains, and do not know who the Bauhaus, Das Ich, etc. are.
Insulting term used among intelligent people.

I fucking hate those mallpunk mansonites.

by John September 5, 2003