jOe's definitions

Aiken-itious

People who have an unhealthy obsession with A-N-Y-O-N-E that was made famous with the help of the T.V show American or Canadian Idol.

"Wow! Clay Aiken, Kelly Clarkson, and Ruban Sandwich sure worked hard to get to where they are today...and they are SO musically talented!" Said the misinformed mainstream drag queen.

"I believe you have a serious case of Aiken-itious..." said the totally old school punk rocker.

by Joe December 26, 2005

ultimate justice

Three in the stink. The evil step-brother of the shocker and the reverse shocker.

Emily's o-ring was ruined when she received the ultimate justice.

by Joe September 17, 2005

bannination

Being permanently banned or removed from an online web forum. Usually the result of excessive abuse of forum rules.

Any forum users who have usernames that include hate speech will face bannination at the hands of the admin.

by Joe January 25, 2005

silverfox

a dude that does not shave his balls and likes to tell people over the interoffice Nethail

certain Newton Sheriff's Deputies

by Joe February 17, 2005

corn rows

hair style typical of crazy negros who eat fried chicken all motherfuckin day

Yeah check out deez corn rows nigga, ay yo pass the fried chicken before i sock two in yo ass ho

by Joe May 13, 2005

frell

An unofficial swear word used in place of pretty much any actual swear word. used on the "Farscape" tv series.

you frelling piece of....
go to frell
Frell!!
We are so frelled.

by joe October 12, 2004

knucklebutt

A girl who is so skinny, most likely from anorexia, that when she wears a bikini you can see the bones of her pelvis move around in her ass when she walks because she has almost no butt cheeks.

"Danm! Someone tell that knucklebutt bitch to get some meat on her!"

by Joe July 27, 2003