mayonnaise jar

Someone who frequently preforms the act of fellatio and is reputed for "swallowing".
John and Bill jizzed down Sara's throat, she is a total mayonnaise jar, do you know her number?
by Joe November 17, 2003
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Clown Juice

The fluid resulting from punching the clown.
I was punching the clown and I got clown juice all over my monitor.
by Joe May 06, 2004
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load guard

a womans eye-wear
Luckily she was wearing a load guard or else I would have shot it in her eye!
by Joe January 14, 2004
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bumbleberries

a type of berry, that bumblebees eat
theres a bumbleberry theif in our bumbleberry tree!!!
by joe March 17, 2005
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Great Lake Pyramid

animal crackers in my soup
by joe August 04, 2003
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ROFLMFAO

Rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off
Person 1: I Have crabs
Person 2:ROFLMFAO!!!!!!
by Joe June 19, 2006
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squale

When police arrive you run
When 5-0 come we gone squale!
by JOe February 11, 2004
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