jOe's definitions

Italian Stallion

A well-endowed, sexually talented male of Italian descent. Contrast with Irish Curse

The girls call Tony the Italian Stallion and it's not because he runs fast.

by Joe June 28, 2003

jumblees

my nuts mofukers dam straight bitch and Ryan Knox will suk on ur jumblees for a nickel

his numba is 1 800 big bitch if u wanna hook up wit him biatch

by Joe February 8, 2005

Dental Dan

Putting saran wrap over a chick's cooch while going out on her as to not get the nastyness on ur face in the process

I had to use a dental dan she was so nasty down there

by Joe February 6, 2004

blend 27

A break off of the incredibly famous zymurgy. The band contains Justin (bass, vocals) Blayne (guitar) Greg (guitar and joe (booms)

Dude blend 27 is cool.

by joe March 21, 2005

mandzuk

ugly inuit/indian lady with facial hair

by joe October 28, 2003

Glass Bottom Ship

AN act of torture used on one's worst enemies. The act involves first leaving a log in a toliet. Then one must take captive of your enemy and wrap their face with plastic wrap (NOT TIGHT!!!, No need for sufication) then you proceed to give them a swirlie in the toliet that has the dung in it... Hence glass bottom ship...

I hate Hate him so badly, I want to give him a glass bottom ship...

by Joe December 12, 2003

mink

a ladys genitals.

i bet she has a tight mink.

by Joe May 24, 2003