jOe's definitions

ross o carroll kelly

legend from book.
typical pos senior ruby cup playing guy.
become a role model for the young society in ireland!

ah lads i scored her last week and i didn't text her when i said i would.

omg u pulled a toal ross o carroll kelly on her.

thatll teach her to be a desperate cow

yeah i can get her anytine

by joe December 9, 2004

arse fetta

the clammy, milky substance, cheesy found around the male arse, typically after having not washed for several days.

after camping for several days, Dave could feel his "arse fetta" squelch as he walked.

by Joe September 21, 2003

black constipation

The nine months it takes a black women to shit out the baby

after i fucked her that nig was constipated for nine months

by Joe May 23, 2004

cretinist

Somebody who holds to the 6 day creation theory, often blindly and without even attempting to study any scientific textbooks. Does not believe in the theory of what they may call "evilution."

"My friend is such a cretinist...of course we came from monkeys."

by joe February 10, 2004

playing mario

To be under the influence of psychadelic mushrooms

Yeah, we'll be playing mario this weekend

by Joe August 28, 2004

runbunhoy

to masturbate your otin

I'm going to go runbunhoy

by Joe October 16, 2003

Fricker66

1. One who drives seemingly homosexual vehicles.

2. One with extremely large gums. Crossreference: John Elway

3. One who makes crappola out of glass.

While Mr. Ed had the world's largest teeth and gums for a horse, he was no Fricker66.

by Joe January 14, 2004