jOEY's definitions

Alkemyst

If anandtech had body parts he would be the asshole.

KISS MY ALKEMYST SHiTWAD!!!

by Joey August 19, 2004

gaysain

n. An asian guy that collect yu-gi-oh cards and licks assholes.

Gaysain: Hey wanna trade yu-gi-oh cards and have but sex?
Me: Fuck off you gaysain, yu-gi-oh is for homos.

by Joey April 4, 2003

assaholic

a person who loves ass

i love ass! i think im an assaholic

by joey April 29, 2003

jam box

usefull filler when you don't know ones name best if preceded by a first name starting with J as well. or as useful anonymous title.

Wheres Jimmy Jam Box?

"This is Jimmy Jam Box at Z94 FM..."

by joey December 2, 2004

g-ram

to absolutely destroy someones rectum, commonly with ones penis

g-ramming is not casual sex, it is kinkey, weird, handcuffed to the bed, tied up and beaten, begging, yelping, trying to get away, filthy, dirty, bathroom stall buttsex

the huge man picked me up with one hand and g-rammed me out of my mind.

by Joey October 29, 2004

clomber

To wrestle a powerless other so that they cant move, eat, or breathe.

The big turlte always clombers the little one so he cant eat the food I give :(

by Joey July 15, 2004

b'otch

commonly spelled "bi-atch." Refers to a female dog or a woman.

by Joey March 20, 2003