jAy's definitions

Tobogan

when a woman lies on her stomach at the top of stairs and the man sticks his penis in her asshole and rides her down the stairs

Wendy got a black eye from the tobogan last night

by Jay February 2, 2004

widnes

Home to the Widnes Vikings

First team to beat Warrington Wolves at their new ground and that will go down in history

Stick that in your pipe and smoke it wire scum

by Jay June 10, 2004

Boggletities

wet and spongy breasts

I had to use Old Lady Jenson's boggletities to clean her floor.

by Jay October 31, 2003

Flenis

1. The male member on a female
2. The rocket in her pocket.

Dawwwg, stay away, she gotsa flenis

by Jay December 2, 2003

bars

ability to roll a bunt as straight as possible
as in a prison cell bars

Yo my nikka gots bars

by jay August 7, 2004

teh

Originally just a misspelling from people typing too fast, "teh" has become a word used by net.writers to exemplify people who are ignorant or simply not thinking clearly (perhaps because they're typing too fast).

I was reading a fundamentalist site the other day, and the writer was all upset about kids listening to rock'n'roll. He believes it's TEH DEVIL MUSIC FROM HELL.

by Jay August 9, 2003

philled

The act of killing a conversation when your name is Phil

Phil, you just philled it!

by Jay June 2, 2004