jens

Jens a person of German origin which likes to spend his time smokin pot and doin fuck all

Jens get ur bitch ass up and roll another fatti

by JaY June 10, 2004

elvising

gerund. 1. the process of gaining weight, bloating; 2. the process of gaining weight and growing sideburns simultaneously; 3. the process of gaining weight, growing sideburns, and developing an addiction to prescription drugs simultaneously; 4. any downward spiral involving rapid weight gain. See Elvis.

Man, James is really elvising. Must be all that malt liquor and Popeyes he's had since his old lady gave him the boot.

by Jay November 25, 2004

sweded

When one has blitz a bulldog or smiley down there trees then they may feel sweded.

Look at rich, he's had 10 sweders and is gurning to fuck.

by JaY January 23, 2003

helmet

what they called head back in the day.

i'm going to get some helmet today boys!

by Jay May 29, 2003

widnes

Home to the Widnes Vikings

First team to beat Warrington Wolves at their new ground and that will go down in history

Stick that in your pipe and smoke it wire scum

by Jay June 10, 2004

bars

ability to roll a bunt as straight as possible
as in a prison cell bars

Yo my nikka gots bars

by jay August 07, 2004

Tobogan

when a woman lies on her stomach at the top of stairs and the man sticks his penis in her asshole and rides her down the stairs

Wendy got a black eye from the tobogan last night

by Jay February 02, 2004