mustach ride

made by a old guy. the meaning is a guy that has a mustach deep throats another man's shaft.
by jay March 18, 2005
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crank

Yorkshire slang. A general insult along the vein of muppet.
'ere, you crank, what you doing?
by Jay June 11, 2006
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My Lai

A place in Vietnam where US soldiers beat, raped, tortured and murdered hundreds of innocent civilians and burned their village, knowing full well that the Viet Cong were not there (as demonstrated in court by US military witnesses).

Of the many perpetrators, only one was ever convicted but later pardoned by the President, showing that War Crimes and War Criminals are tolerated in America - as long as they were perpetrated by Americans (or indeed, Israelis).
Man! I went to My Lai and raped me a fine little 12 year old Vietnamese girl, beat and shot a few of the yella gooks and burned their village - and no-one ever pulled me up on it! God Bless America! Now, I'm off to Iraqistan to killify that evil murdering Soddam guy! We can't have world leaders abusing human rights!
by Jay April 16, 2004
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person

any animal who has 46 chromosomes, and is built on our human genome.
"Screwing anyone who isn't human is beastiality."
by Jay September 05, 2003
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cottagecheese water

a females body oder during her menstration cycle
dam...you smell that hoe...she must be on the rag
by Jay November 27, 2003
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Jaun

A pronoun, used to replace things. Instead of saying "please find the fork" say "please find the jaun"
"Yo, these jauns is tight son!"
by Jay March 10, 2004
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