jAy's definitions

stunned wombat

a stunned wombat is the look in ur mans eyes (note: the look a wombat gives in headlights just before it gets run over)after uve taken two bricks and squashed his testicles after he gave u an angry dragon

that bastard gave me an angry dragon so i stunned wombatted his filthy ass yo!!

by jay December 22, 2004

hangela

the name of the hand you use to wank off

I'm getting laid tonight by hangela

by jay April 25, 2003

west

Similar to sweded or blitzed. To be west is to be fucked.

Big Mellor's head is west

by JaY January 20, 2003

OH CRABS

A saying similar to oh shit but one would use it in a far more serious situation.

OH CRABS, I'm of wotsits

by JaY January 23, 2003

sprewells

butter

Those rims r so butter

by jay July 7, 2003

upper decking

The process of taking a shit in the tank of a toilet instead of the bowl so when the next person flushes, all the shit goes into the bowl

Taking a shit in the tank instead of the toliet is upper decking.

by Jay December 26, 2003

Vega

A military person who leads people into battle with victory.

The commander was being a true vega in battle

by Jay August 5, 2003