fistula

a fistula is any type of necrotic hole from one thing to another on the body. Like a bladder to anal fistula, or vaginal to anal. Each more disgusting than the last.

Jesus, that guy had a fistula so bad, that whenever he tried to have sex, he shat out his dick.

by Jake April 21, 2004

orange

Fine girl(s) that if you're honest with yourself is far to young for you to be looking at like that. From the Orange Phone Co. (uk) slogan "the future's bright, the future's Orange"

Hey man, check out those wet girls over there-->
Yeah, but far to orange for us dude

by Jake July 21, 2003

im high as a motherfucker

im really,really,really stoned eg i have been smokin lots of weed and am felling the affects strongly

john sed"im high as a motherfucker"

by jake June 17, 2006

dry sex

masturbation sex where one or both of the partners are still clothed between the belly & the crotch, dry humping takes place, and one or both have an orgasm but there is no exchange of body fluids because of the layer of clothing. Called "dry" because there is no natural lubrication.

Nancii and I have dry sex during her period.

by Jake March 06, 2004

bonkie

Southern slang for ass

I slipped the vibe (vibrator) up my bonkie.

by Jake September 05, 2005

dickslapper

1. chronic masturbator

2. someone engaged in useless time wasting

Get away from me, you dickslapper.

by jake December 23, 2003

Dry mouth

When you get stoned on weed after a certain point your mouth will get really dry.

"Dude, pass the water, I've got drymouth"

by Jake January 22, 2005