Definitions by jªz

rusty trombone 

The act of performing anal cunnilingus while reaching up above the testicles to manually administer quick up and down motions to the penile shaft; resulting in a violent yet pleasant explosion. It is then customary for the female to then give a quick blow into the anus for good luck, the lips blowing into the anus sounds very similar to a trombones sweet melody. This was introduced to the Americas in the late 50's.

While receiving a rusty trombone I lost control of my bowels.

rusty trombone by JAZ October 14, 2004

flute 

A long and slender penis with a tapered end resembling a flute.

His flute failed to play a melody.

flute by JAZ October 14, 2004

pinch 

The act of prolonging a bowell movement by flexing the sphincter muscle. Sometimes the pinch is not administered in time which leads to a head of feces protruding resembling a turltes head; making an unpleasant mark in the undergarments and resulting in a foul odor.

I had to leave the party because of a bad pinch.

pinch by JAZ October 14, 2004

Booyie

An airhear, that when placed in water, they float.

Ashley is a booyie, She thinks 2 + 2 = 10, that is why when we went scuba diving, she couldn't go beneath the water.

Booyie by Jaz February 22, 2004

bouldering-monkeys 

rasclarts climbing on rocks with no quimming equipment

bouldering-monkeys by jaz November 7, 2003

tight 

used to describe the 'tightness' of something.

tight...like yo pussy ISN'T!

tight by jaz May 30, 2003