mexican house

Poor mans casa. built above ground in iron wood trees.

sid took a wife. being poor built a mexican house in a Palo Verde tree. It was a 2 holer ( holes on each side of bed). Sid and wife were lazy mexicans when they took a dump they just kicked hard stuff out of bed & down the hole.

by itichie_nocanpoo June 10, 2006

solar collector

large tits on a girl pool side in california.

Hi honey those are nice solar collectors.

by itichie_nocanpoo June 07, 2006

mexican tree

mexican tree is called a Palo Verde tree (hispanic for green)

mexican tree man Jose was nude is a Palo verde tree trying to catch quail. Now that hurts!!

by itichie_nocanpoo June 10, 2006

mexican dream

to work in california at the DMV.

my mexican dream came true I now work for California DMV. downside: I need to get up by 7 am and work 8 hours checking tail pipes for smog check. My first day the boss was mad at me for trying to sniff his tail pipe.

by itichie_nocanpoo June 11, 2006

mexican apb

all points bulletin in california flashed on freeway signs

freeway was jammed because of a mexican apb, amber alert, brown alert, beaner alert, mexican alert its all the same.

by itichie_nocanpoo June 11, 2006

mexican motel

mexican motel. Any car parked on any side street in any city
in California. (Mexiphornia USA East of LA South of Burbank)

Today I awake to smell of chile relanos in my mexican motel.
There over one million mexican motel in California !

by itichie_nocanpoo June 10, 2006

mexican bedpan

empty beer can (bottle) or soda pop can.

after sex Honey hand me the mexican bedpan. I placed empty can just above the Knees after taking a leak I moved the warm can next to my La Jolla's put my smoke out said "sweet heart will you empty the can".

by itichie_nocanpoo June 11, 2006