mexican tree

mexican tree is called a Palo Verde tree (hispanic for green)

mexican tree man Jose was nude is a Palo verde tree trying to catch quail. Now that hurts!!

by itichie_nocanpoo June 11, 2006

bolder holder

large Bra size 44 DD or larger

honey where is your 4 hook DD bolder holder?

by itichie_nocanpoo June 11, 2006

mexican yankee

any mexican south of canada

mexican yankee sat under a tree pulling his wankee. I voice came down from canada said " son if u make juce fly u die". Now that mexican yankee ran all the way back to mexico city just so he can pull his wankee in peace.

by itichie_nocanpoo June 16, 2006

a man tit

a woman with tits but acts like a man

I saw a man tit at lows. U know a man tit when u see one if you keep assking your self " is that a woman? she got tits! and no hair on leg! and ear rings " Ah must be a man tit when you cant tell for shure. If you lick tits on a man tit you will grow hair between your toes.

by itichie_nocanpoo June 16, 2006

mexican shorts

shorts made from old baggie pants. without underwear. cut them 6 inches down from la jolla's, lots of bleach wash many times. short pants must be loose. Note! tip of your wee wee must not hang below line where pants were cut. Police lock you up so amigos do it right.

summer time beaches my mexican shorts on pulled down so my butt crack shows. Fine americanos women laying on sand I walk up stand by their head say "nice day girls" I pull up shorts about 2 inches while talking. when they smile I look away (you dont want them to know that you know they are looking at your member.) I say "in california all the people are nice people". I love california girls someday get a job.

by itichie_nocanpoo June 12, 2006

mexican motel

mexican motel. Any car parked on any side street in any city
in California. (Mexiphornia USA East of LA South of Burbank)

Today I awake to smell of chile relanos in my mexican motel.
There over one million mexican motel in California !

by itichie_nocanpoo June 11, 2006

mexican poker

card game that all mexicans like to play. In mexico they play mostly near liquor stores.

In Los Angles a maxican man walks into a liquor store and asks where is the game? another man points to sign on back wall. sign said. " Liquor up front mexican poker in rear "

by itichie_nocanpoo June 11, 2006