315 definitions by itichie_nocanpo

texas boots

what Texas Hill Country folk wear for shoes. good for smashing cockroches..

My old texas boots trap many a cockroches with my pointed toes. In Texas, side of boots used for kicking mexican butts.
spurs used for getting a move on whatever we'r on top of!
In Texas we ride most anything thats warm & moves.....

by itichie_nocanpo October 29, 2006

California license plate

what U get from DMV once U pay: money, get smog check, insurance, + kiss caleefornia govenator ass tax!!!

Yo dude my car won't pass smog test! what I do?? I know I look for California license plate with next year tag!!

3 out 4 amigos drive in LA without insurance, we don't need no stinking insurance we don't need to show our license we are mexican jaybanos u no mountian police....

by itichie_nocanpo August 30, 2006

fly paper

glue traps for flys ( strips of sticky brown paper )

Yo dude, We need more fly paper. Stinking flys size of burdsfrom south of the border head for norte california.

by itichie_nocanpo July 25, 2006

sobriety

what the police check when they stop you....

Policeman talking:
This is a sobriety check, you must do as I say! Hand behind head other hand up ass!
Now walk 9 steps heel to toe, Turn and bend over. OK!!
Part 2 put hand in pants pull bishop! OK!!

YO DUDE! U ARE UNDER ARREST for lewd act!
Next time keep yo hands out of ur pockets!

by itichie_nocanpo August 27, 2006

apb

Air Pants Babe ( when girls let a silent stinky fart )

was eating beans & I know it wasnt me. So I said, honey you need an apb !! Oh Yah! she pulled my finger & I ripped of a big fart NOW YOU NEED AN APB!!
( eaten beans is fun at our house...)

by itichie_nocanpo June 27, 2006

rocky mount

hard time getting the head started.

Last night I had another rocky mount my honey moving her legs. next time I use a mexican 5star thats mexican love with a muy bueno licky.

by itichie_nocanpo June 24, 2006

una sissy

another name for Unisys Software computer programmers.

Ok all una sissy people did you remember to wear cotton underwear today you know our computers are static sensitive devices.

by itichie_nocanpo October 29, 2006