itichie_nocanpo's definitions

mexican oil

black shit comes out from ground ( texas gringo tea )

Gringos buy mexican oil U don't need Baghdad oil, Norte americans all be happy,
no fight oil wars with rag heads, bring american boys home. viva Mexican oil & Mexican love !

by itichie_nocanpo September 28, 2006

politicians casket

vertical casket takes up less space

new vertical politicians casket solves the problem,
Because most politicians are so crooked you can just screw them into the ground when they die.

by itichie_nocanpo October 3, 2006

mexican runt

short mexican ( soo short when he stands up from chair U think he is still setting down )

mexican runt sawed off and short about 5 foot 2 on his knees prayed let my dick be size of cabasa now his cock is 12 inches long he is only 4 foot 2. Strange how that works!

by itichie_nocanpo June 23, 2006

under radar screen

a term used for staying low and out of sight

Amigos keep under radar screen this means keep your butt's low to the ground.
US border patrol "no see no stop". comprendo!

Now point #2. When U get to san Francisco U will be in heaven but " don't ask and don't tell "

AND when U hear fog horns blow horn DON'T have a look see....

now point #3. If U get north of mexifornia watch out for Q ball

by itichie_nocanpo September 8, 2006

singing bug

Desert bug screams when +110 F. lives in palo verde trees.
little tiny bug 1" long ( hear 75 yards away from tree )

Yo dudes desert singing bug drives mexicans and gringos ( crazy ) north in summer california redwoods or anywhere.

cinco hombres pulled pistols fired away palo verde bugs just keeping singing!

by itichie_nocanpo July 4, 2006

a bore hog

useless not good for much ( most american men )

Sweetheart get up off your backside & help me!! sometimes you are useless as tits on a bore hog.

by itichie_nocanpo June 30, 2006

DHS

government agency devoted to maintaining high income by butt sucking the US tax payer.

DHS spent 2 weeks & (200K dollars) looking for 10 raghead students who were just being kids. Safe is as safe does just keep on paying DHS they will take care of you gringos.

DHS say lady's must take off dress @ airport cus they can hide lots of stuff in those bloomers.. While they check your bloomers 2 million tons of stuff ( goods & people ) come into this country unchecked. white heads

by itichie_nocanpo October 17, 2006