315 definitions by itichie_nocanpo

border bait

jail bait for border police. Young mexican whore looking to make baby in USA!

Aw come on I no border bait, I show you ! she squat down and opened up You see I'm mexican hairless!

by itichie_nocanpo June 19, 2006

asstrologist

one who makes a study of ass ( female butts )

Yo dude I'm american male age 14 to 75. Wow I must be an asstrologist. Like most men I checkum out after they walk by.
happy ass, sad ass ( cheeks hang down ), big ass, small ass, flat ass ( woman with a mans ass ) perky ass, spread or wide ass, wiggle ass, latina ass, fine ass, chuncky ass, stinky ass ( when walking by ), hollywood ass ( best ass in town )

by itichie_nocanpo November 5, 2006

clam digger

mans large cock with flat type head.....

vacation in long beach washington my girl pick up a BIG clam & said " Look at that clam digger "

( long beach washington is the longest beach in the world )

by itichie_nocanpo June 27, 2006

mexican fire ant

large red ant with big black butt ( in deserts of south west) they came from old mexico!

Nasty mexican fire ant bit me on my butt. People of california let's vote to send all mexican fire ant's back to Chichiwawha. My butt's so big and red it looks like an ORGRANGATAN's ass.

by itichie_nocanpo September 19, 2006

mexican pop tart

mexican babe brings sex to gringos olay

mexican chick comes to my door says
" senior I will clean house for U and fix your thing "
I muy bueno no charge mucho!!!!

I say, you are a mexican pop tart, velcome to caleefornia !

by itichie_nocanpo September 20, 2006

flat tit

any woman (mujere) whose tit will just fill a table spoon.

I took a flat tit out last night. A hundred pounds of amorie, she was built for speed, she was nice.

by itichie_nocanpo June 22, 2006

wac

Women's Army Corps United States Army

My lady was a wac sargent: Snap it up Boy, count 1,2,3,4 grab my left tit, in out 1,2,3,4 slap my snatch, count 1,2,3,4 to the right push, SOUND OFF 1,2,3 SOUND OFF !!!

Ok honey you can go to sleep now...

by itichie_nocanpo June 26, 2006