black stool

Hebrews get A black stool caused by unkosher food, like RED BEETS

Grand ma was on the pot calling for the Doctor. I got black stool get dah doctor!!!..

by itichie_nocanpo September 12, 2006

El Stupido

Border partol & national guard standing in hot July sun! Even a burro's smarter!!!

I saw a hundred El Stupido gringos in line like jackass's eating catus.
Yo cabeza over fence say bueno dias comprades, como esta!

con mucho goose-toe ur self " El presidente Bush say watch border so we El Stupido ", si.

by itichie_nocanpo July 06, 2006

sobriety

what the police check when they stop you....

Policeman talking:
This is a sobriety check, you must do as I say! Hand behind head other hand up ass!
Now walk 9 steps heel to toe, Turn and bend over. OK!!
Part 2 put hand in pants pull bishop! OK!!

YO DUDE! U ARE UNDER ARREST for lewd act!
Next time keep yo hands out of ur pockets!

by itichie_nocanpo August 27, 2006

apb

Air Pants Babe ( when girls let a silent stinky fart )

was eating beans & I know it wasnt me. So I said, honey you need an apb !! Oh Yah! she pulled my finger & I ripped of a big fart NOW YOU NEED AN APB!!
( eaten beans is fun at our house...)

by itichie_nocanpo June 27, 2006

rocky mount

hard time getting the head started.

Last night I had another rocky mount my honey moving her legs. next time I use a mexican 5star thats mexican love with a muy bueno licky.

by itichie_nocanpo June 24, 2006

una sissy

another name for Unisys Software computer programmers.

Ok all una sissy people did you remember to wear cotton underwear today you know our computers are static sensitive devices.

by itichie_nocanpo October 29, 2006

plug-n-pray

what U do when adding used hardware to you pc

Used hardware pc card ( ok when pulled ) Ya right! this was plug-n-pray time! Power UP! smoke in face. plug-n-play hoop-n-hollern.

by itichie_nocanpo July 02, 2006