itichie_nocanpo's definitions

mexican pop tart

mexican babe brings sex to gringos olay

mexican chick comes to my door says
" senior I will clean house for U and fix your thing "
I muy bueno no charge mucho!!!!

I say, you are a mexican pop tart, velcome to caleefornia !

by itichie_nocanpo September 20, 2006

rls

Restless leg syndrome, a sleep disorder

everyone in california has rls.
Babe I got rls again (down boy) can't sleep.
You can get rls from watching too much TV.
Need to call FEMA to help California's get over rls.

by itichie_nocanpo August 10, 2006

mexican boots

like texas boots with long sharp toes & ( high heels )

I use my mexican boots to trap cockroches. With point'd toes place on back legs of cockroches use hand scoopum up.

In mexico we wear mexican boots to bed. U ask WHY??
Becuase the mexican water bugs are so big we just kickum out of bed with our boots..

by itichie_nocanpo September 19, 2006

bad gringos

any americanos shooting holes in water tanks!

bad gringos will need water when you leave California! Its a long walk to New York! U stinken bad gringos don't waste the water.

by itichie_nocanpo June 22, 2006

devia

devil woman ( one who gives mahicka mures )

Domestic devia udd came unto me! black as night kingfisher she was! Yodee I twas hooked line & sinker.
When devia's go man fishing in hollywood U is hooked!

by itichie_nocanpo August 10, 2006

kraut can

Volkswagen 1960's beetle bug car ( AKA kraut can )

I had 7 mexican's in my kraut can with no AC. Never do that again. Illegal for mexican's to ride over the border, must crawl under fence then ride.

by itichie_nocanpo July 1, 2006

oregon omsi

oregon Museum of Science and Industry ( west of portland )

oregon omsi is where they keep california monkey's. Mexican monkeys are behind the forest building next to zoo.

by itichie_nocanpo July 2, 2006