itichie_nocanpo's definitions

nursing home

America's number 1 growing place of mexican employment

Yo dude's U can pick more pockets in a nursing home than on the streets of Los Angles.

by itichie_nocanpo August 10, 2006

DHS

government agency devoted to maintaining high income by butt sucking the US tax payer.

DHS spent 2 weeks & (200K dollars) looking for 10 raghead students who were just being kids. Safe is as safe does just keep on paying DHS they will take care of you gringos.

DHS say lady's must take off dress @ airport cus they can hide lots of stuff in those bloomers.. While they check your bloomers 2 million tons of stuff ( goods & people ) come into this country unchecked. white heads

by itichie_nocanpo October 17, 2006

asstrologist

one who makes a study of ass ( female butts )

Yo dude I'm american male age 14 to 75. Wow I must be an asstrologist. Like most men I checkum out after they walk by.
happy ass, sad ass ( cheeks hang down ), big ass, small ass, flat ass ( woman with a mans ass ) perky ass, spread or wide ass, wiggle ass, latina ass, fine ass, chuncky ass, stinky ass ( when walking by ), hollywood ass ( best ass in town )

by itichie_nocanpo November 4, 2006

wac

Women's Army Corps United States Army

My lady was a wac sargent: Snap it up Boy, count 1,2,3,4 grab my left tit, in out 1,2,3,4 slap my snatch, count 1,2,3,4 to the right push, SOUND OFF 1,2,3 SOUND OFF !!!

Ok honey you can go to sleep now...

by itichie_nocanpo June 26, 2006

tri-tit

woman with 3 tits ( governators movie total recall )

tri-tit women not for girly men! ver velcome to caleefornia home of the big titers, giant bazoo's, super door knockers, & home of the suround bra for women with multi sets of tits.. Hot Dog!

by itichie_nocanpo June 27, 2006

Balboa bar

Balboa Bar made of vanilla ice cream dipped in peanut shavings...

take three-car ferryboat from newport beach, to get a Balboa bar + frozen banana.
if U visit California mexifornia don't go home without eating a Balboa bar..

by itichie_nocanpo October 2, 2006

firewall slut

next best thing to stock options ( could be the next new thing )

new firewall slut inspection: nice hynrix , fast debuger, she compiles easy, straight leg, rich synbols table + pair 7 inches pumps. Now boss says, can you pump this firewall slut. I want 1,000 lines of bug free code per day!!!!

by itichie_nocanpo June 27, 2006