rls

Restless leg syndrome, a sleep disorder

everyone in california has rls.
Babe I got rls again (down boy) can't sleep.
You can get rls from watching too much TV.
Need to call FEMA to help California's get over rls.

by itichie_nocanpo August 10, 2006

mexican boots

like texas boots with long sharp toes & ( high heels )

I use my mexican boots to trap cockroches. With point'd toes place on back legs of cockroches use hand scoopum up.

In mexico we wear mexican boots to bed. U ask WHY??
Becuase the mexican water bugs are so big we just kickum out of bed with our boots..

by itichie_nocanpo September 19, 2006

mexican thunder

thunder rumbles mexicans all fart! run for mexican bedpan

en mexico city when mexican hombres see lightning they count 5 & fart (Kaaaboom) mujeres never know hombre pass gas!

Te Amor, olor dulce sweet smell of rain & mexican thunder en chiwhawha es muy grande!!

by itichie_nocanpo July 03, 2006

Oxy clean

Crazy dude on TV selling cleaner for mexican shorts

beach babe took me home used Oxy clean on my mexican shorts now I have a full time job...

by itichie_nocanpo June 27, 2006

Mexican River

like the Los Angeles river, If U must lift leg to cross then its a mexican river

on trip to benjimn hill in old mexico I cross 4 mexican river eat 100 mexican fly's & got sos shit ..
Muy bueno trip...no?

by itichie_nocanpo September 28, 2006

grand canyon

big hole in Northern Arizona dug by a hebrew in 1732. It seams this hebrew man pulled his hand from his pocket and a nickle went down a gopher hole.. well 100 years he dug looking for his nickle. that's how grand canyon came to be.

yO dude did U see how big the grand canyon is???
Wow a Jew droped a nickle down a gopher hole & now all this!!
BOY that is a lot of work with a number 2 shovel!!!

by itichie_nocanpo October 09, 2006

swab jockey

navy term for one who rides a swabee ( don't ask don't tell )

Chief of the Boat: "NOW HEAR THIS" all swab jockey to the fan tail all swabee's a midships,
When bosen sounds all midship-men pull jacking gear. " THAT IS ALL"

by itichie_nocanpo October 28, 2006