isar's definitions

Shlat

v. Taking a poop that is extremely liquidy. Usually comes out very fast and splatters on the butt cheeks.

n. Poop that is extremely liquidy.

Dude, I fucking shlat all over ur toilet! Can you go grab me another roll?

by Isar July 29, 2008

Cuntrolling

Same as the word controlling. Often used when one knows that a woman would be overly sensitive to saying cunt, or just for its hillarity. One pauses after the cunt part of the word for a breif second allowing for confusion when the rest is said. Also see whoreable.

Girl: Don't you go to that strip club with the guys!

Guy: Don't be such a cuntrolling bitch. I'll do what I want.

by Isar May 19, 2006

smug

Smog like pollution that comes from the farts of fart loving hybrid car owners. Smug from San Fransisco and Hollywood that meets with smug from Colorado can create extreme storms that kill thousands of actors and kenny.

(South Park Creation)

You shouldn't have written that gay little song that got everyone to buy hybrid cars and produce smug, now should you?

by Isar July 24, 2008

Marb

Short for a Marlboro Cigarette. Very common slang.

You want to smoke a marb with me?
Hell, you know I would never pass up a FREE cig.

by Isar April 9, 2006

Yeabitch

Simply means yeabitch, but is so commonly combined into one word that is has become commonplace slang. Commonly used by girls with their friends, and boyfriends with girlfriends in a non-offensive way.

Girl: Will you take me out to the movies friday and we can go to the party?

Guy: Yeabitch, told you I would already.

by Isar January 21, 2006

Cracker Please

Just like the saying "nigga please," but used by white people when mocking black people or when they want to be overly politically correct or as just a generic joke.

Something that is unbelieveable or unexcusable.

"yo cracka, i be grilled out"
"cracker please, those are just braces!"

by Isar April 9, 2006

Nigerian Please

Nigerian Please is the same as saying nigga please. Used when a white person says something extremely corny, as a reminder of just how corny it sounds. Rarely used when someone is trying to be serious.

Person 1: "I'm Rick James, biatch!

Person 2: "Nigerian please... if you never say that again, we would all appriciate it. Now STFU."

by Isar May 15, 2006