isar's definitions

Cracker Please

Just like the saying "nigga please," but used by white people when mocking black people or when they want to be overly politically correct or as just a generic joke.

Something that is unbelieveable or unexcusable.

"yo cracka, i be grilled out"
"cracker please, those are just braces!"

by Isar April 9, 2006

smug

Smog like pollution that comes from the farts of fart loving hybrid car owners. Smug from San Fransisco and Hollywood that meets with smug from Colorado can create extreme storms that kill thousands of actors and kenny.

(South Park Creation)

You shouldn't have written that gay little song that got everyone to buy hybrid cars and produce smug, now should you?

by Isar July 24, 2008

Marb

Short for a Marlboro Cigarette. Very common slang.

You want to smoke a marb with me?
Hell, you know I would never pass up a FREE cig.

by Isar April 9, 2006

key by the three

Three kilograms of cocaine. A key is standard slang for a kilogram of drugs, most often cocaine. By stating "by the three," one is saying that they buy cocaine 3 kilograms at a time with the intention of dealing. The following lines show this more. The statement of a Louis Nap Sack is in reference to a Louis Vuitton bag where he holds all of the cocaine or "work" to be dealt.

The other definition for key by the three is wrong, although the "when I chirp shorty chirp back" is in reference to cell phones.

Key by the three, when I chirp shorty chirp back.
Louis Nap Sack
Where I'm holding all the work at.

by Isar May 27, 2006

Shlat

v. Taking a poop that is extremely liquidy. Usually comes out very fast and splatters on the butt cheeks.

n. Poop that is extremely liquidy.

Dude, I fucking shlat all over ur toilet! Can you go grab me another roll?

by Isar July 29, 2008

Nigerian Please

Nigerian Please is the same as saying nigga please. Used when a white person says something extremely corny, as a reminder of just how corny it sounds. Rarely used when someone is trying to be serious.

Person 1: "I'm Rick James, biatch!

Person 2: "Nigerian please... if you never say that again, we would all appriciate it. Now STFU."

by Isar May 15, 2006

Sin Stick

A Cigarette. Commonly used by smokers as a joke, but in some cases used by people who look down on smokers. Usually used when refering to a cowboy killer.

Hey, can I borrow a sin stick?
All I got are menthols...
Nooooo thank you.

by Isar April 9, 2006