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Definitions by iron james

smoke show 

An insult usually directed at any hot shot turbo that tries to impress poeple with thier skills as a motorist
Good one you fuckin smoke show.

good call on that turn you fucktwat. I think she was smokin... you almost had to shut'er down!
smoke show by Iron James January 27, 2004
the only option when:

The Hydro coil lift valve burner plate starts smokin and the hydro pin unit starts vibrating like a son of a B
Sure you had to GUN IT! Earl! You
heard somethin smokin! WOO WOO WOO The pins vibrating! WOO WOO WOO I'm gonna have to shut'er down!!
GUN IT by Iron James January 27, 2004

Shot In The Eye

The fine art of nailing a girl in the eye with your extremely accurate semen blast
Fuckin right Sheldor Give'r a shot in the eye for me too man! *High Five*


Get'r Done!
Shot In The Eye by Iron James January 26, 2004
Running around full of laughter over lemonade
Check that fat bitch put her shnitz in that guys mouth!! Good thing I have some lemonade!
ROFLOL!!!!!
roflol by Iron James January 26, 2004

Pissing Through The Eye Of A Needle 

Rippin the beer shits into the shitter and its sounds and feels like your pissing out of your ass. Yeah you know those ones......they usually burn too.
I sure pissed through the eye of a needle on that one....yeah you guys thought I was pissing eh...well I wasnt.....I was shittin soup you fuckin Wikedy Wiener

Down Pointers 

When a b-rods jubblies seem to point in a downward position.
Man you see that b-rod... Wouldya chuck it in?. Hold on a second.... take a look at her fuckin down pointers, thats disgusting....she's definitly the Dildo that slipped through the cracks
Down Pointers by Iron James January 26, 2004
1)Making the wisest of the wise decisons to get out of a tough situation.

2)To make a completly rediculous decsion that ends up working out in your favour or the complete opposite, having the worse outcome possible.
Good Call you fuckin jagweed

or more entuisastic "GOOD CALL!....douchebag"
good call by Iron James January 24, 2004