my dog

Your dog is the best- My dog is the best
people who dont like dogs, never had a dog or just bad people
unless the dog was out of there mind
my dogs great
so is yours

my dog is so bad he ate my taco bell earlier.

by imneverheather October 05, 2020

Beautiful

You- Your mother and father, son and daughter, dog, and friends. Everyone and thing
as long as they don't call others ugly and other hateful comments or genuinely a good human
they are beautiful.
the prettiest people always think and say they are ugly because the jealousy of other people try to bring them down.
do not let someone call you ugly
they are the ugly one personality wise
we are all beautiful

person one: You are so pretty
Person two:I know I am so fricking pretty haha
Person one: Im ugly
Person two: you are beautiful

by imneverheather September 30, 2020

daedsawihsiwi

daedsawihsiwi is something depressed people say, its i wish i were dead backwards. if someone sends you this support them.

person 1 - hey daedsawihsiwi
person 2- what do you mean?
person 1- backwards
person 2- *hugs*
(texting)

by imneverheather October 19, 2020

Sqwaffle

awful X waffle X squirrel - what some people call their dogs/cats/friends/anime boyfriends

My dog is such a Sqwaffle!
mainly for Pomeranians.

by imneverheather November 09, 2020

bad dog!

no such thing

bad dog! person screamed at the little beagle pup that shat all over the new carpet.

by imneverheather October 05, 2020

Shoulder

Most comfortable pillow in the world.

I love setting my head on my boyfriend's shoulder it's so comfy

by imneverheather November 06, 2020

corona

A beer company that almost when down because idiotic white karens.
Corona is also a beer you idiot.

corooooooooooooonaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

the year is 2065
this veterans son asks his dad a question
"hey dad want a corona"
-2020-2021 flashbacks-

by imneverheather October 09, 2020