Definitions by ill mitch

Russian Earmuffs 

The act of ejaculating in your partners ear canal (usually after pulling out while getting oral sex) and then locking your partner outside of the house on a cold day.

"I got a nasty ear infection after Michael gave me Russian Earmuffs."

Russian Earmuffs by ill mitch February 2, 2006

Appalachian Mudslide

The act of defacating on your partner while executing a reverse piledriver.

"My new shirt was ruined when Sean gave me an appalachian mudslide:

Appalachian Mudslide by ill mitch February 2, 2006

Super Greg 

Super Greg, a hispanic rapper. Number 1!

Uh, Super Greg? I'll have Soup.

Super Greg by ILL Mitch November 14, 2002