A weiner, real or figurative, with frilly wrinkles resembling the stitching on a frankenpussy or japanese origami cunt. Think limp dick but a footlong limp dick so it is even limper by the transitive property.
I went to the convenience store for some hard sausage but all they had were frankenfurters that looked like they'd taste worse than a sasquatch's asshole.
45 is a frankenfurter if I ever saw one.
45 is a frankenfurter if I ever saw one.
by ilikeeatingbrains August 18, 2017