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I ̨̢̜̪̘̲̮̺͎͖̮̙̠̤͉͇͉͍̼͖̮͆̊̿͂́̏̀̉̂͐̒̌̉͌͛̄̃͘̚̚̕ͅN ̢̻͚͓͖͓͎̤͔̘̲̰̭̦͚̙̱͐̈́͜ͅF ̨̗̥̎̈̽̕͠͠I ̯̺̪͍̤͒̓̽̄̉̈́̽̇̈́̃̓̍̕͠͝N̶̨̐͂̓̀͊̀̔̽̑͗̾̔̍̈́͝Ī̶̧̨̧̤̫̠̮͙͕̣̩͈͇́͐̎̏͗̽̆̇̓͆̌͊́̊̎̈́͋̕͘̕͜T ̨̡̧̠̬̺̦̦̞̘͖̬̮̤̬̤͉͙̯̜̬̼́̒́͒͊̄̈́̈́̒̎̽̿͊͘͠͝͝Ë̵̡̢͉͎͉̭͉̲͇͕́̃̇̑̍ ̵̡̲̲̺̞̥̯̲͙̣͇̤̺̙̈́͐̍̄̈́̈́͌̆̀̍͗̏̄̒̎́͊̑̆͗̀̅P̴̛͈̬̟̥̪͕̮̰̪̥̘͔͙̻͖̭̟̒̏̏͐̐̾̄͗̎̐͊͂̒̀̌̾̚͘A ̥͚̫̖̜̻̦̘̰̗͑̍̆̇̑͐̀͋̉I̴̢̩͈̯̱͈̮̬̯͉͓̬͈͕̪̾́͆͛̓̃͑͋̈͗̍̋͂͆͗͂̓̓͋̍́͗͐̕͘͜͠ͅN ̢̧̡͙͔̯̭̗̤̘̹͙͔̣̭͕͖̻̙̳͒̀̃̋̃̑̄̑̀̾̈̃̀̿͗̀̄̏͋̉́̑͝͠.̴̡̧̛͍͔̥̟̤͔̳̪̦̩͈̹͙͑͋̇̍͐̍̑͊͂̍͆̎̀̇̀͠͝͠͝͠͠ ̧̛̝̭̺̤̙̥̲͇̤̘̠̭̣̩̯̳̳͉̲̙̙͓͙̩̍̒͑̇̊̈͌͝Î̴̛̭̟̬̔̽͌͋̍̾͂͑̔̀̑́̓̿̈̾̚N̴̨̛͙̻͕̳̪̦̘̈̉̐͐̊̏̾́̋̐̀̍̆͒̉̾͜͝F̶̼̻̙̀͒̂̅̆͛̌̏͠I̴̢̨̝̪̖̤̼̭͆̓̏̐͝͠N ̧̭͈͓̣͚̲̗͖̥͈̞̗̲̟̹̱͍̝͕͇͒̾͒̒Ỉ̶̛̟͙̘̍̆̌̉͛̎̾̚͘T ͙̦̦̝̫͚̬̀͆̀̋͋̀́̕ͅĘ̴̢͓̖̬̬͇͕͉͔̠̩̮̓̽̓͑̑̐͒̚ ̧̪̫̯̩̣̬̳̫̓̄̊̂͊́̉́̉̀̓̇̚ͅP̵̛̛͓̻̰͍͇̤̭͈̰͙̰͖̏̈͂̅̇͐̐̌͂̄̋̾͒͑̀͑̑͝͝Ǫ̵͕̻͔̼͉̘̝͇̯̝̥͚͖͔̓̍͒͝W ̨͕̖̜̥̠̰̊̀̈͋̊͑̆͝E ̨̧̤̟̯̮̤͗́̋̚R̶̛͉̗͔̳̭̬̽̐̔̌̋̏̀̏̒̾̈́̈́͂́̏̿̇͌̓̌͑̌͘͝͝. ̢̢̭̻͈̲̻̫͔̠̺̠̝̟̝̜͔̾̈́̈́̀̄ͅ
Sammy ascends to godhood.

Sammy: I FEEL I ̨̢̜̪̘̲̮̺͎͖̮̙̠̤͉͇͉͍̼͖̮͆̊̿͂́̏̀̉̂͐̒̌̉͌͛̄̃͘̚̚̕ͅN ̢̻͚͓͖͓͎̤͔̘̲̰̭̦͚̙̱͐̈́͜ͅF ̨̗̥̎̈̽̕͠͠I ̯̺̪͍̤͒̓̽̄̉̈́̽̇̈́̃̓̍̕͠͝N̶̨̐͂̓̀͊̀̔̽̑͗̾̔̍̈́͝Ī̶̧̨̧̤̫̠̮͙͕̣̩͈͇́͐̎̏͗̽̆̇̓͆̌͊́̊̎̈́͋̕͘̕͜T ̨̡̧̠̬̺̦̦̞̘͖̬̮̤̬̤͉͙̯̜̬̼́̒́͒͊̄̈́̈́̒̎̽̿͊͘͠͝͝Ë̵̡̢͉͎͉̭͉̲͇͕́̃̇̑̍ ̵̡̲̲̺̞̥̯̲͙̣͇̤̺̙̈́͐̍̄̈́̈́͌̆̀̍͗̏̄̒̎́͊̑̆͗̀̅P̴̛͈̬̟̥̪͕̮̰̪̥̘͔͙̻͖̭̟̒̏̏͐̐̾̄͗̎̐͊͂̒̀̌̾̚͘A ̥͚̫̖̜̻̦̘̰̗͑̍̆̇̑͐̀͋̉I̴̢̩͈̯̱͈̮̬̯͉͓̬͈͕̪̾́͆͛̓̃͑͋̈͗̍̋͂͆͗͂̓̓͋̍́͗͐̕͘͜͠ͅN ̢̧̡͙͔̯̭̗̤̘̹͙͔̣̭͕͖̻̙̳͒̀̃̋̃̑̄̑̀̾̈̃̀̿͗̀̄̏͋̉́̑͝͠.̴̡̧̛͍͔̥̟̤͔̳̪̦̩͈̹͙͑͋̇̍͐̍̑͊͂̍͆̎̀̇̀͠͝͠͝͠͠ ̧̛̝̭̺̤̙̥̲͇̤̘̠̭̣̩̯̳̳͉̲̙̙͓͙̩̍̒͑̇̊̈͌͝Î̴̛̭̟̬̔̽͌͋̍̾͂͑̔̀̑́̓̿̈̾̚N̴̨̛͙̻͕̳̪̦̘̈̉̐͐̊̏̾́̋̐̀̍̆͒̉̾͜͝F̶̼̻̙̀͒̂̅̆͛̌̏͠I̴̢̨̝̪̖̤̼̭͆̓̏̐͝͠N ̧̭͈͓̣͚̲̗͖̥͈̞̗̲̟̹̱͍̝͕͇͒̾͒̒Ỉ̶̛̟͙̘̍̆̌̉͛̎̾̚͘T ͙̦̦̝̫͚̬̀͆̀̋͋̀́̕ͅĘ̴̢͓̖̬̬͇͕͉͔̠̩̮̓̽̓͑̑̐͒̚ ̧̪̫̯̩̣̬̳̫̓̄̊̂͊́̉́̉̀̓̇̚ͅP̵̛̛͓̻̰͍͇̤̭͈̰͙̰͖̏̈͂̅̇͐̐̌͂̄̋̾͒͑̀͑̑͝͝Ǫ̵͕̻͔̼͉̘̝͇̯̝̥͚͖͔̓̍͒͝W ̨͕̖̜̥̠̰̊̀̈͋̊͑̆͝E ̨̧̤̟̯̮̤͗́̋̚R̶̛͉̗͔̳̭̬̽̐̔̌̋̏̀̏̒̾̈́̈́͂́̏̿̇͌̓̌͑̌͘͝͝. ̢̢̭̻͈̲̻̫͔̠̺̠̝̟̝̜͔̾̈́̈́̀̄ͅ

Jimothy: broooo chill

Laughing 

H̵̺̺̑̌̽̄͌̀a ̢̩̖̮̣͋́̉́͝h ̗̣̠̱̤̱͗̓̽̎̉a ̙̠̖͔̈̓̈́͜h̵̅̀̈̃̅͠ͅa ͔̘̋̐̀́̆ȟ̶̰͇͈̘͎͓̓́̔̌ǎ̶͔̪͔̣̻̘h ͚̟̗̟̥̥͌͝a ̨̝̳̭͎̇̏
Jill: What do you call poop with my name?
Jimothy: What?
Jill: Shill!
Jimothy: H̵̺̺̑̌̽̄͌̀a ̢̩̖̮̣͋́̉́͝h ̗̣̠̱̤̱͗̓̽̎̉a ̙̠̖͔̈̓̈́͜h̵̅̀̈̃̅͠ͅa ͔̘̋̐̀́̆ȟ̶̰͇͈̘͎͓̓́̔̌ǎ̶͔̪͔̣̻̘h ͚̟̗̟̥̥͌͝a ̨̝̳̭͎̇̏

Jimothy was laughing.

The Trollge 

The Trollge is a trollface. A trollface with some weird intentions.

The trollge seeks to be something. Take 'The Weeping God' Incident. The Antichrist tells Trollge to do... something, and he became the Weeping God after it.
Then, take the New Gods incident. I think he covers himself in oil, then removes his skin. Then he becomes this... thing.
The Trollge is a demented version of trollface.
Jimothy: WTH!!!! It's the Trollge!

Trollge: M̴͈̼̥̙͙͇̰̈̈́́̉̾̿̒̔ǫ̶̡̘͚̾̋̑̈́͊̔̃r̴̠̤̜̼̝͊͐͌̏͘͜t̶̜̺̗̲̹̞̠͉͉͗̂̀̚a̶̯̩̜̼̓͆̀͒͆̚͠ḽ̶̢̢̡̣̝̟̩͆̇̋̐ ̵̢̛̜̜̟̘͖̲̄́̀̔͛͑́͜͠y̴̡̬̼͊̊͜o̴͖̣̥̩̊̀̋̑̔u ̬̥̠̜̤͇̠̳͉̈͛̓̈́̒̇̓ ̶̯̀ḩ̶̡̮̺͊͆̀̎̒̉̀̚̚͝a̶̡̲̜̰̤͎̎͂̅̐̓̕̕ͅv ̡̨͉̻͇̞̬̮̞̉̈̒͐̏̈́̏̌́͘e̶͖̔͗̎̑̍̑̈́͋͝͝ ̵̡̛̗̹͍͎̲̖͍̱̔̂͂͒̂b̴̙͖̰̗̺̗͉̱́̈́̆̈́͘͘͝e̵̹̭͚͇̻͖̺̟͆͛͒̓̒͊̚͝ͅë̴͚̪̭́̓ṉ̴̡̺͇̤̥̮̀̿́̌͋͐̚ ̶͓̗̦̖̥̟̼̹̊̾͘c̴̼̲̖̥̊͊̎̏̉͌̕h ̖̗̱͇̋͑́͒o ̡̡̳̹̼͍̮̹̗̱͋̉̊͗͒͘͠s ͙̿̓̋̈́̈́̈́̀̈e ̨̩̺̣̞̟̰̼̆̈́̕n ̗͙̲͕̰̈ ̴͖͝t̵̢̢̨̮̜̰͔͔̓͐͂͘ȍ̶̳̭̋̊̓̒̀͋͑̍͘͜ ̶̢̡̭̘̰̤̕s ̧̨̯̤̞̽̽͐̿̈̑ú̶̠͗̎́̆͐̑̑r ̢̛̲̞̜̦̄́̎͋͆̏v̴͖͈͙̹̘̬̱͕̓̏̕i̵̞̦͔̬̫̻̚v̴̛͈̫̘̜͔̫̂͒̄̀̾̇̏͝ĕ̴̛̙̼̘͉̰̩̎͠ ̨͙͍̱͚̭͆̅m ̡̱̝͎̬̮̙̭̖̓͠ȩ̴̢͚̫̪̈̈́̾͂́̄̚͠͝.̴̨̬͔̟͓͓̖̺̫̀̾̂́̍͗̚ ̵̡̩̗̯̹͔̟̬̟̿̽̈͆̒̈́K ̭̫͔͙͕̱̐͛̈́̍͘ ̵̛̩̪̙́͊̑͒̎̓́̑͠ͅĬ̴̡̘̙͕̦̫̠̞͔͓͐̓̿̈̕͘͘ ͚̭̟͠L̴̯͇͇̤͎͉̪̼̩͔͊̓̄͌̐̏̀͂̾ ̞͔̣͇̣̥͈̰͓̈͛̏̔̋͐̓̆͘͠ͅL̵̢̯͚̼̱̺̪͂̈ ̬̿S̶̺̽͑̈̅͆̅̓̽ ̵̢̨̭͔̬͉̙̯͕͖̓̆͑̇̇͋͒̋̐̚A ͖̓͒̑̚ ̺̫̠͚̹̀̃̅͊͑̈́͑̍̏͘M̵̡̳̩̲͓̟̰̝̓̋͑̂̃̇̋͜͠͠ ̶̡̛̼̣̜̮̼̖̍̉́̈́̿͝ͅM ̡͎͔͈̱͔̇́͐ ̶͇͉͙͚̗̤̺̳̲̅̚͜Y ̟͔͈͊̊̉͒͊̔̓̊̋͘ ̴̝̠̪̘̤̝̥͎͗̀͗̉

Jimothy: No, get shot. *shoots*

Trollge: Ť̴̮̖̲̗̺̆͐̀̄͊̒̂͜H̵̩̘͂̂́̾̀̾̓͜E̵̹͚͒̆͊͝ ̴͈̆́̄͝Ǎ̶̖̤̯͓̭͇̼͕N̵̨̠̯̩̞̳͕̓̏̊T ͈̟͓͇̠̊̎͊͜͝I ͔̖͇̍̐͜C̴̙̘̪̗͈͋̏H̶̝͙̻̹̰͗̍̍͆̚R ̪̩̼͇̜͇̍̓͌͋͜͜I ̨̹͒͗͋̅͂̃̅S ̧̗̫̗̟̙̓̽̒Ţ̵̙͚͖̞̜̤͔͛ ̶̠̳̪̘̼̥̾͊T ̣̲͇̤̲͔͂͊͒́̐́̚E̵͔̠̤̩͇̙̮͠L̵̢̡͓͔̋͛͋̒̃͝L̴̰͊͒̾͂͘S̴̡̟̳̱̘͑ ̵̨̀͌͐͝M̴̻̘̆͘Ȩ̵̪̬̲͉̖̤̪̀̉̈́ ̴̛͍̦́̈́̆̓͊͝T̴͙͖̞͙͎̃̈́O ̬̹̟̹͉̯̙̣́̋͑͘͝ ̶̪̳̠̖̼̂̏K̴̢̺͎̦̤̀̋̊̑Ĩ̵̡̻̹̞̲͙̓͆͆L̵̦̩̈̒L̴̦̙̺̯̝̝̻͋̍ͅ ͎̬̦̤̯̖̬̫̈̉̀̈́̉̄́̌Y ̛̤͈͉̇͛̈́́͑̈́̚Ȏ̶̗̭͙̈́̋̽͠U ̟̩̖͌͗͋̀̐̋̓̀.̶̯̥̰̑́̑͂̓͝ ̧͉͓̩͗̐̐͘̕͠Ḏ̶͍͋́͌ ̡̰͈̏͂̉̇͝͠ ̴̳̃̃̉ ̧̪͓̗̖̦̫̮̈́I̵̡̡͖̦͆̀̏̄͠ ̴̧̈́̇̇ ̶͔͓̻͝ ͙̜̼̉͂́̑̒̚E ̥̻̬̼͈̼̺͖͛́
The only comeback that surpasses No U
Sammy: Whaddya gotta say about that criticism, Jimothy?
Jimothy: Your mom gey lol.
Sammy: No U!
Jill: Ok and?
Sammy dies instantly.

World of Warcraft: Shadowlands

Ok tbh this expansion gets boring and confusing. Infact, it caused Jimothy here to quit WoW.
Jimothy is playing World of Warcraft: Shadowlands
Jimothy: this is boring and confusing
And then he quit.

QiYi Rubik's Cube 

Cuber: hahahaha gan is best 3x3
Jimothy: No, QiYi is, this cube cost 6$ and it was a speedcube.
Cuber: OMG why did i spend 50$ on cube
Cuber's Mom: You are grounded for using my credit card.
Jimothy: Busted.
Cuber: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Jimothy: QiYi Rubik's Cube is the best cube. No exceptions.
1. D. Just D.
2. The ultimate response to a question.
Example of 1
Jimothy: D.

Example of 2
Jill: Do you have a crush on Megan?
Jimothy: D.