Definitions by idontevenknowwhatalifeis

APLOSUD 

APLOSUD means Absolutely Pointless Life of Searching on Urban Dictionary.

Jimothy: So wanna go out, Megan?
Megan: Ye- HIDE, IT'S THE APLOSUD!
Nick: Uhh, what's an APLOSUD?
Megan: It's the person who has an Absolutely Pointless Life of Searching on Urban Dictionary.
Jill: Abbreviated to APLOSUD.
Nick: ok so where are we all going?
Sammy, ignorant that the others are there: Hey Jane, I came to pick you up.
Jane, Sammy's GF: Ok, let's go.

After some time

Nick: Ok, so who's Jimothy's girlfriend?
Jimothy: Megan.
Nick: Mine is Jill.
Jimothy: Yeah, let's go to the place then!

Sammy the APLOSUD walks in

Nick: SsSssS
Jimothy: SsSssS
Megan: SsSssS
Sammy: Ok, I'll go...

APLOSUD by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 24, 2022

fgxccccccccccccccccccccc 

So are you tired of searching up absolutely pointless definitions? I see your cat learned how to type, and it's first sentence was fgxccccccccccccccccccccc

At this point I don't even care.

You've already searched fghjfghjfghjfghjfghjfghjfghjfghjfghjfghjfghjfghjfghj, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMWWWWWWWWWMMMMMWMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMWWWWWWWWWMMMMMWMWMWMWMXxXxXCOOLGUYXxXxXMWMWMWMWMWMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMWWWWWWWWWMMMMM, l-op-lkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkm, fcohflhfktdektstkektsitdip, and D.

You have searched years 2022-2080 at the very least.

After all of this, you still haven't touched grass.

You spent hours here, searching while you should be doing school.

If fgxccccccccccccccccccccc is the holy grail to you, get 2 lives + touch grass.

El Random: *searches this definition after hours of other pointless definitions.
Jimothy: Are you serious? So are you tired of searching up absolutely pointless definitions? I see your cat learned how to type, and it's first sentence was fgxccccccccccccccccccccc

At this point I don't even care.

You've already searched fghjfghjfghjfghjfghjfghjfghjfghjfghjfghjfghjfghjfghj, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMWWWWWWWWWMMMMMWMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMWWWWWWWWWMMMMMWMWMWMWMXxXxXCOOLGUYXxXxXMWMWMWMWMWMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMWWWWWWWWWMMMMM, l-op-lkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkm, fcohflhfktdektstkektsitdip, and D.

You have searched years 2022-2080 at the very least.

After all of this, you still haven't touched grass.

You spent hours here, searching while you should be doing school.

If fgxccccccccccccccccccccc is the holy grail to you, get 2 lives + touch grass.

fgxccccccccccccccccccccc by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 24, 2022

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l-op-lkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkm

l-op-lkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkm

l-op-lkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkm by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 24, 2022

fghjfghjfghjfghjfghjfghjfghjfghjfghjfghjfghjfghjfghj 

1: Fghj.
2: trying to get someone off you by crying like a 2 months old baby

Example of 1
Jimothy: fghjfghjfghjfghjfghjfghjfghjfghjfghjfghjfghjfghjfghj
Jill: Fghj.
Megan: r u bored?

Example of 2
Megan: its my turn on the xbox
Sammy: no fghjfghjfghjfghjfghjfghjfghjfghjfghjfghjfghjfghjfghj!
Jill: Oh come on Sam, stop crying like a 2 months old baby.

fghjfghjfghjfghjfghjfghjfghjfghjfghjfghjfghjfghjfghj by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 20, 2022

Why does the the brain not notice the the second 'the' in the title? 

Why?

Jimothy: Let me read this title: "Why does the (the second the was skipped when reading) brain not notice the second 'the-" wait a moment this is fake.
Jill: Why does the the brain not notice the the second 'the' in the title? is what it says
Sammy + Jimothy: Aeugh
Nick: i ship Jill + Jimo-
Jill: *pulls revolver*
Nick: Runs

Why does the the brain not notice the the second 'the' in the title? by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 20, 2022

Jimothy, Jill, and Sammy. 

The main characters in my definitions.

Jimothy: We are Jimothy, Jill, and Sammy.
Jill: And we're the main characters...
Sammy: In this boi's definitions!

Jimothy, Jill, and Sammy. by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 19, 2022

Yeetery 

The home of yeeters

t ̢̖̠͎̳̟̪̫͇̟̼͎͎̰̈́̽͑̾͌̿̄̃͜͠͝͠͠ë̴̢̡̠̙͈͓̞͉̘́̐͋͛̆̽͘͜͠͝͝͝͠l ̛̩̎͛͐̕͝l̵̘̺̯͓͋̇̾̔̂̑̀́ ̵̢̫̩̩̠̖̽͛́́̐̒͋͘m̴͙͇̪͓̥͒̄̑͘e ̨̨̥̤̖̻͑͆̀̏̀̏̈́͆̓̓͆͂͆͠,̶̨̨̭̌̿̅̓̕̕͠ ̵̢̬̻͙̤͖̅͛̈̈͂̏͗̍̓͝ḓ̶̢̲͒̈́̌̔̈͆́̎̀̎̚̚o ̨̭̞͙̱̤͍̗͇̿̾̃́ ̧̨͎͇͎͙̖̝̮̉̓͝ẙ̶̧̨̻͓͇̺̗̿̅̈́̉͂̀̑̈́̄̓͋͋͘̕ö̴͚͙̩̤̼̞̳̪́́̌̿̀̆̌̓͗̊̓̚u̶̡̯̯̺͉͒̂ ̣͙͉͎̘̲̘̬̎͑͂͋̅͘y ̨̡̨͓͕̖̖͔̫̙̞͚͙̯̩͌͆̈́͋̓̈̎͛͗͋͝͠e ̛̩̄͛̆͊̈́͆͊͊̈́̇̈́͌̃̌é̴̟͖̥̤̫̊̏̈́͆̽̂t ̢̡̠̫̰̠̓͜? ̨͖̼͓̺̰̮͓̱̲͇̹̖̇̀̀͜͝͝

Jimothy, part of the Yeetery: Yeet!
Ryan, a normie: YEETUS!

Jimothy:t ̢̖̠͎̳̟̪̫͇̟̼͎͎̰̈́̽͑̾͌̿̄̃͜͠͝͠͠ë̴̢̡̠̙͈͓̞͉̘́̐͋͛̆̽͘͜͠͝͝͝͠l ̛̩̎͛͐̕͝l̵̘̺̯͓͋̇̾̔̂̑̀́ ̵̢̫̩̩̠̖̽͛́́̐̒͋͘m̴͙͇̪͓̥͒̄̑͘e ̨̨̥̤̖̻͑͆̀̏̀̏̈́͆̓̓͆͂͆͠,̶̨̨̭̌̿̅̓̕̕͠ ̵̢̬̻͙̤͖̅͛̈̈͂̏͗̍̓͝ḓ̶̢̲͒̈́̌̔̈͆́̎̀̎̚̚o ̨̭̞͙̱̤͍̗͇̿̾̃́ ̧̨͎͇͎͙̖̝̮̉̓͝ẙ̶̧̨̻͓͇̺̗̿̅̈́̉͂̀̑̈́̄̓͋͋͘̕ö̴͚͙̩̤̼̞̳̪́́̌̿̀̆̌̓͗̊̓̚u̶̡̯̯̺͉͒̂ ̣͙͉͎̘̲̘̬̎͑͂͋̅͘y ̨̡̨͓͕̖̖͔̫̙̞͚͙̯̩͌͆̈́͋̓̈̎͛͗͋͝͠e ̛̩̄͛̆͊̈́͆͊͊̈́̇̈́͌̃̌é̴̟͖̥̤̫̊̏̈́͆̽̂t ̢̡̠̫̰̠̓͜? ̨͖̼͓̺̰̮͓̱̲͇̹̖̇̀̀͜͝͝

Ryan: *runs*

Yeetery by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 13, 2022