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sleepdrunk

When you wake up earlier than you wanted (usually because the bed was too comfortable) and feel groggy the rest of the day because of it. While sleepdrunk, you could sleep on anything bed-like. This feeling is amplified by having to go to school.

Jimothy: dude I wanna sleep
Ed: same here
Jimothy: like I REALLY wanna sleep
Ed: ah, you’re sleepdrunk

by idontevenknowwhatalifeis December 5, 2025

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by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 24, 2022

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1. You mis-typed , frick you.
2. You are bored.
3. Whenever I typed this, it always said "Urban Dictionary is busy right now"

Guy 1: *gets error message*
Guy 2: ; *gets this definition*

by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 3, 2022

Monosyballic

A misspelling of “Monosyllabic.” Often used by those not well versed in English or dumbasses.

Jimson: this is a monosyballic word!
Jimothy: No son, it’s monosyllabic.

by idontevenknowwhatalifeis December 2, 2025

Why does the the brain not notice the the second 'the' in the title?

Why?

Jimothy: Let me read this title: "Why does the (the second the was skipped when reading) brain not notice the second 'the-" wait a moment this is fake.
Jill: Why does the the brain not notice the the second 'the' in the title? is what it says
Sammy + Jimothy: Aeugh
Nick: i ship Jill + Jimo-
Jill: *pulls revolver*
Nick: Runs

by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 20, 2022

Ok and?

The only comeback that surpasses No U

Sammy: Whaddya gotta say about that criticism, Jimothy?
Jimothy: Your mom gey lol.
Sammy: No U!
Jill: Ok and?
Sammy dies instantly.

by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 12, 2022

Godhood

I ̨̢̜̪̘̲̮̺͎͖̮̙̠̤͉͇͉͍̼͖̮͆̊̿͂́̏̀̉̂͐̒̌̉͌͛̄̃͘̚̚̕ͅN ̢̻͚͓͖͓͎̤͔̘̲̰̭̦͚̙̱͐̈́͜ͅF ̨̗̥̎̈̽̕͠͠I ̯̺̪͍̤͒̓̽̄̉̈́̽̇̈́̃̓̍̕͠͝N̶̨̐͂̓̀͊̀̔̽̑͗̾̔̍̈́͝Ī̶̧̨̧̤̫̠̮͙͕̣̩͈͇́͐̎̏͗̽̆̇̓͆̌͊́̊̎̈́͋̕͘̕͜T ̨̡̧̠̬̺̦̦̞̘͖̬̮̤̬̤͉͙̯̜̬̼́̒́͒͊̄̈́̈́̒̎̽̿͊͘͠͝͝Ë̵̡̢͉͎͉̭͉̲͇͕́̃̇̑̍ ̵̡̲̲̺̞̥̯̲͙̣͇̤̺̙̈́͐̍̄̈́̈́͌̆̀̍͗̏̄̒̎́͊̑̆͗̀̅P̴̛͈̬̟̥̪͕̮̰̪̥̘͔͙̻͖̭̟̒̏̏͐̐̾̄͗̎̐͊͂̒̀̌̾̚͘A ̥͚̫̖̜̻̦̘̰̗͑̍̆̇̑͐̀͋̉I̴̢̩͈̯̱͈̮̬̯͉͓̬͈͕̪̾́͆͛̓̃͑͋̈͗̍̋͂͆͗͂̓̓͋̍́͗͐̕͘͜͠ͅN ̢̧̡͙͔̯̭̗̤̘̹͙͔̣̭͕͖̻̙̳͒̀̃̋̃̑̄̑̀̾̈̃̀̿͗̀̄̏͋̉́̑͝͠.̴̡̧̛͍͔̥̟̤͔̳̪̦̩͈̹͙͑͋̇̍͐̍̑͊͂̍͆̎̀̇̀͠͝͠͝͠͠ ̧̛̝̭̺̤̙̥̲͇̤̘̠̭̣̩̯̳̳͉̲̙̙͓͙̩̍̒͑̇̊̈͌͝Î̴̛̭̟̬̔̽͌͋̍̾͂͑̔̀̑́̓̿̈̾̚N̴̨̛͙̻͕̳̪̦̘̈̉̐͐̊̏̾́̋̐̀̍̆͒̉̾͜͝F̶̼̻̙̀͒̂̅̆͛̌̏͠I̴̢̨̝̪̖̤̼̭͆̓̏̐͝͠N ̧̭͈͓̣͚̲̗͖̥͈̞̗̲̟̹̱͍̝͕͇͒̾͒̒Ỉ̶̛̟͙̘̍̆̌̉͛̎̾̚͘T ͙̦̦̝̫͚̬̀͆̀̋͋̀́̕ͅĘ̴̢͓̖̬̬͇͕͉͔̠̩̮̓̽̓͑̑̐͒̚ ̧̪̫̯̩̣̬̳̫̓̄̊̂͊́̉́̉̀̓̇̚ͅP̵̛̛͓̻̰͍͇̤̭͈̰͙̰͖̏̈͂̅̇͐̐̌͂̄̋̾͒͑̀͑̑͝͝Ǫ̵͕̻͔̼͉̘̝͇̯̝̥͚͖͔̓̍͒͝W ̨͕̖̜̥̠̰̊̀̈͋̊͑̆͝E ̨̧̤̟̯̮̤͗́̋̚R̶̛͉̗͔̳̭̬̽̐̔̌̋̏̀̏̒̾̈́̈́͂́̏̿̇͌̓̌͑̌͘͝͝. ̢̢̭̻͈̲̻̫͔̠̺̠̝̟̝̜͔̾̈́̈́̀̄ͅ

Sammy ascends to godhood.

Sammy: I FEEL I ̨̢̜̪̘̲̮̺͎͖̮̙̠̤͉͇͉͍̼͖̮͆̊̿͂́̏̀̉̂͐̒̌̉͌͛̄̃͘̚̚̕ͅN ̢̻͚͓͖͓͎̤͔̘̲̰̭̦͚̙̱͐̈́͜ͅF ̨̗̥̎̈̽̕͠͠I ̯̺̪͍̤͒̓̽̄̉̈́̽̇̈́̃̓̍̕͠͝N̶̨̐͂̓̀͊̀̔̽̑͗̾̔̍̈́͝Ī̶̧̨̧̤̫̠̮͙͕̣̩͈͇́͐̎̏͗̽̆̇̓͆̌͊́̊̎̈́͋̕͘̕͜T ̨̡̧̠̬̺̦̦̞̘͖̬̮̤̬̤͉͙̯̜̬̼́̒́͒͊̄̈́̈́̒̎̽̿͊͘͠͝͝Ë̵̡̢͉͎͉̭͉̲͇͕́̃̇̑̍ ̵̡̲̲̺̞̥̯̲͙̣͇̤̺̙̈́͐̍̄̈́̈́͌̆̀̍͗̏̄̒̎́͊̑̆͗̀̅P̴̛͈̬̟̥̪͕̮̰̪̥̘͔͙̻͖̭̟̒̏̏͐̐̾̄͗̎̐͊͂̒̀̌̾̚͘A ̥͚̫̖̜̻̦̘̰̗͑̍̆̇̑͐̀͋̉I̴̢̩͈̯̱͈̮̬̯͉͓̬͈͕̪̾́͆͛̓̃͑͋̈͗̍̋͂͆͗͂̓̓͋̍́͗͐̕͘͜͠ͅN ̢̧̡͙͔̯̭̗̤̘̹͙͔̣̭͕͖̻̙̳͒̀̃̋̃̑̄̑̀̾̈̃̀̿͗̀̄̏͋̉́̑͝͠.̴̡̧̛͍͔̥̟̤͔̳̪̦̩͈̹͙͑͋̇̍͐̍̑͊͂̍͆̎̀̇̀͠͝͠͝͠͠ ̧̛̝̭̺̤̙̥̲͇̤̘̠̭̣̩̯̳̳͉̲̙̙͓͙̩̍̒͑̇̊̈͌͝Î̴̛̭̟̬̔̽͌͋̍̾͂͑̔̀̑́̓̿̈̾̚N̴̨̛͙̻͕̳̪̦̘̈̉̐͐̊̏̾́̋̐̀̍̆͒̉̾͜͝F̶̼̻̙̀͒̂̅̆͛̌̏͠I̴̢̨̝̪̖̤̼̭͆̓̏̐͝͠N ̧̭͈͓̣͚̲̗͖̥͈̞̗̲̟̹̱͍̝͕͇͒̾͒̒Ỉ̶̛̟͙̘̍̆̌̉͛̎̾̚͘T ͙̦̦̝̫͚̬̀͆̀̋͋̀́̕ͅĘ̴̢͓̖̬̬͇͕͉͔̠̩̮̓̽̓͑̑̐͒̚ ̧̪̫̯̩̣̬̳̫̓̄̊̂͊́̉́̉̀̓̇̚ͅP̵̛̛͓̻̰͍͇̤̭͈̰͙̰͖̏̈͂̅̇͐̐̌͂̄̋̾͒͑̀͑̑͝͝Ǫ̵͕̻͔̼͉̘̝͇̯̝̥͚͖͔̓̍͒͝W ̨͕̖̜̥̠̰̊̀̈͋̊͑̆͝E ̨̧̤̟̯̮̤͗́̋̚R̶̛͉̗͔̳̭̬̽̐̔̌̋̏̀̏̒̾̈́̈́͂́̏̿̇͌̓̌͑̌͘͝͝. ̢̢̭̻͈̲̻̫͔̠̺̠̝̟̝̜͔̾̈́̈́̀̄ͅ

Jimothy: broooo chill

by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 12, 2022