e9X

In car culture, e9X or e9x is a collective for the chassis codes of the BMW 3-Series produced from 2006 through 2011, being:

e90: a four-door sedan
e91: a five-door station wagon
e92: a two-door coupe
e93: a two-door hardtop convertible

e9X is used to refer to these vehicles collectively by car enthusiasts because those vehicles are very similar mechanically and share many parts
BMW's e9X platform is popular for being available in many body styles, and are cheap to buy used.

This fuel pump fits every BMW e9X vehicle
by icantthinkofausername777 October 27, 2024
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Ricer

To take a motor vehicle, usually a Japanese import such as a Honda Civic and give it the ugliest fucking body kit ever. Examples include:

A spoiler taller than a semi truck
A muffler or "fart can" with a bigger diameter than a rocket engine
Fake eBay rims
Slammed suspension
Extreme camber
An obnoxiously loud sound system
A vehicle wrap/paint job that costs more than the car did originally

If any "performance" mods are done, these are only limited to an eBay cold air intake or an eBay turbo, usually bought for under $500. The demographics of ricers are usually aged 16 - 20, the age in which many first get their license. People often rice their car to give them the impression that their car is fast, or they are just retarded and unironically think it looks good.
Person 1: Look at that fucking honda dude

Person 2: God damn ricer
by icantthinkofausername777 November 19, 2018
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Ricer

To take a motor vehicle, usually a Japanese import such as a Honda Civic and give it the ugliest fucking body kit ever. Examples include:

A spoiler taller than a semi truck
A muffler or "fart can" with a bigger diameter than a rocket engine
Fake eBay rims
Slammed suspension
Extreme camber
An obnoxiously loud sound system
A vehicle wrap/paint job that costs more than the car did originally

If any "performance" mods are done, these are only limited to an eBay cold air intake or an eBay turbo, usually bought for under $500. The demographics of ricers are usually aged 16 - 20, the age in which many first get their license. People often rice their car to give them the impression that their car is fast, or they are just retarded and unironically think it looks good.
Person 1: Look at that fucking honda dude

Person 2: God damn ricer
by icantthinkofausername777 November 19, 2018
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Simp

1) A male who spends too much money and time on chick because he is horny and is begging for a date. While it is almost always a man obsessed with a girl, it is sometimes the other way around or homosexual.

2) An insult used by a male friend (usually a simp themselves) because they are jelous of their friend's confidence and social skills with women, even if the man is in fact simpin (verbal form). Although when used as an insult, this usually isn't the case.
situation 1, real simpin:

Jenifer: uuugh I want an iPhone 11 soooooooo bad!
Evan: I'll pay for it!
Jack: dude you're such a simp...

Situation 2, as an insult:
Aidan: Hey Nicole I think you're really pretty, wanna go out sometime?
Nicole: Aww... Aidan... you're so cute. Of course!
Nate: Dude stop being a simp
Adain: stfu you're just jealous cause I scored the hottest girl in the school.
by icantthinkofausername777 March 23, 2020
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