ian chode's definitions

nob band

An idiot, a complete prat.

That guy was a fucking nob band.

by Ian Chode August 7, 2006

choccy jockey

A man who, in a game of snooker, would not attempt the loose pink, but instead would try the tight brown. Warning: this term is not used in snooker.

Dale is a choccy jockey.

by Ian Chode March 16, 2004

Hitman on the Hershey Highway

Male homosexual with a penchant for buggery.

Ben is a hitman on the Hershey highway.

by Ian Chode February 11, 2004

arse rape

Anal sex with violence.

I'm going to arse rape you.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

dicksplat

1. Sperm, especially when it lands somewhere.
2. An idiot.

That guy with the security camera is a fucking dicksplat!!!

by Ian Chode September 14, 2003

coprophotophobia

An inability to have a shit with the light on.

Apparently he suffered from coprophotophobia, but he kept us in the dark about it.

by Ian Chode February 24, 2004

botty hymen

A mythical anatomical structure which is removed when one gets one's brown wings.

JOHNNY FAGGOT: He ruptured my botty hymen. Oooh!

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003