ian chode's definitions

ball-cack

Spunk; gentleman's jelly; man paste.

There are no CDs! Oh ball-cack!

by Ian Chode October 9, 2003

hypnostification

Humourous word meaning "hypnotism".

I underwent hypnostification.

by Ian Chode February 14, 2004

flying without wings

1. Sex without a condom.
2. Going commando whilst menstruating.
3. Attempting sex after the testicles have been removed.

1. I'm worried she might be up the stick, last night we were flying without wings.
2. It was a gungy mess, she was flying without wings.
3. (Is this even possible?)

by Ian Chode March 7, 2004

jip

Trouble.

It's giving me some jip.

by Ian Chode April 8, 2003

cyberdildonics

A combination of computers, dildos (or other sex toys) and electronics.

The computer controlled buttplug was a great example of cyberdildonics.

by Ian Chode March 15, 2005

tradesman's entrance

The arse.

Mr Winton wants to deliver the sausage to the tradesman's entrance.

by Ian Chode April 4, 2003

wikipaedophile

A person who writes on wikipedia a lot.

He is a complete wikipaedophile.

by Ian Chode June 13, 2006