188 definition by ian chode

A judge or some form of judicial process.
He's up before the beak for being a dodgy geezer.
by Ian Chode April 04, 2003

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A cunt hair is also used as a very small unit of measurement.
Turn the bass down just a cunt hair.
by Ian Chode February 22, 2004

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Anal sex with violence.
I'm going to arse rape you.
by Ian Chode April 03, 2003

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An inability to have a shit with the light on.
Apparently he suffered from coprophotophobia, but he kept us in the dark about it.
by Ian Chode February 24, 2004

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Spanish for balls.
(Upon getting into a cold swimming pool and having the water kiss the underside of your scrotus):

Aaah, mis bolas!
by Ian Chode August 24, 2003

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Hairy women's bits. As in bush.
She had a mean george dubya!
by Ian Chode March 20, 2004

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Match of the Day, a British football (soccer) TV programme.
by Ian Chode June 05, 2003

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