plonkie

A turd.

I did a plonkie!

by Ian Chode September 17, 2003

prostate prodder

A homosexual who engages in an act of anal sex with another man.

He told the jury he couldn't have done it because he was a prostate prodder.

by Ian Chode February 17, 2004

bunder

In the UK, this word takes the meaning of vomiting.

"I'm going to bunder on my birthday, whether my parents are there or not!" - Man in the gym yesterday.

by Ian Chode October 20, 2003

bolas

Spanish for balls.

(Upon getting into a cold swimming pool and having the water kiss the underside of your scrotus):

Aaah, mis bolas!

by Ian Chode August 24, 2003

sound

Something that is good.

Yeah, that Simon, he's sound, mate.

by Ian Chode April 03, 2003

hemorrhoid hitman

A Cruiser on the chocolate freeway; Bum Jolly.

My accountant is a hemorrhoid hitman on the Hershey Highway.

by Ian Chode April 04, 2003

nob band

An idiot, a complete prat.

That guy was a fucking nob band.

by Ian Chode August 07, 2006