ian chode's definitions

arse grapes

Piles.

My arse grapes are playing me up.

by Ian Chode April 8, 2003

coontastic

Something great in a non-caucasian way. (Corruption of fantastic).

"The Asian Dub Foundation are Coontastic" - MC BNP.

by Ian Chode May 23, 2003

popinjay

A vain and talkative person who chatters like a parrot.

"A drink-sodden ex-Trotskyist popinjay and a useful idiot!" - George Galloway, British MP.

by Ian Chode July 16, 2008

Bang

She bangs like a shithouse door when the plague's in town.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

Friend of Dorothy

A homosexual male, from the character Dorothy in The Wizard of Oz.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

shit shunter

Homo-erectus; faggot.

The group identified 'gaylord' and 'nancy-boy' as meaning homosexual, but did not come up with more creative terms such as 'shit shunter' or 'trouser browser', much to my chagrin.

by Ian Chode February 17, 2004

jolly

A day out from work, ostensibly on some kind of work-based mission but actually just going for a laugh.

We went to the National Gallery to do some research - that was nice little jolly!

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003