bunder

In the UK, this word takes the meaning of vomiting.

"I'm going to bunder on my birthday, whether my parents are there or not!" - Man in the gym yesterday.

by Ian Chode October 20, 2003

paediatrician

A doctor specialising in children. Not to be confused with paedophile, who sexually abuses children. In the UK, a pack of vigilantes nearly lynched a paediatrician because they got a little bit confused.

The paediatrician fixed the physical damage caused by the paedophile.

by Ian Chode June 12, 2003

tool kit

A super-idiot. Whereas a normal idiot is a tool, a complete idiot is the entire tool kit.

Remember that geek from university? He was a complete tool kit.

by Ian Chode August 12, 2004

plonkie

A turd.

I did a plonkie!

by Ian Chode September 17, 2003

bollecular structure

The nobsack-dick-pubes combo. (A corruption of molecular structure.)

by Ian Chode October 23, 2003

sick and wrong

A term used to mean something that should not take place, often used in an over-the-top fashion.

That is just sick and wrong!

by Ian Chode April 02, 2003

jolly

A day out from work, ostensibly on some kind of work-based mission but actually just going for a laugh.

We went to the National Gallery to do some research - that was nice little jolly!

by Ian Chode April 02, 2003