choccy jockey

A man who, in a game of snooker, would not attempt the loose pink, but instead would try the tight brown. Warning: this term is not used in snooker.
Dale is a choccy jockey.
by Ian Chode March 16, 2004
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testics

Ooooh me testics!!!
by Ian Chode June 05, 2003
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pelvis pulveriser

A practicioner of vicious sexual intercourse, often homosexual.
He was a pelvis pulveriser. That's why I'm in a wheelchair.
by Ian Chode March 20, 2004
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cobblers

Balls.
English Cockney Rhyming slang: cobbler's awls - balls. Awls in this case being tools used by cobblers (shoe-makers).
It was a right load of cobblers!
by Ian Chode September 22, 2003
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cobbler's

by Ian Chode September 22, 2003
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grunter

The man on the receiving end of anal sex. See also shunter.
Are you the grunter or the shunter?
by Ian Chode April 03, 2003
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Walter Mitty

A fictional character prone to daydreaming and fantasy. Currently in the news in the UK after a government official compared a UK intelligence worker David Kelly to Walter Mitty. Dr Kelly then killed himself, sparking the Hutton inquiry which will probably be a whitewash and Tony Blair will cling to power for a little while longer. Tosser.
He is a Walter Mitty-style fantasist!
by Ian Chode September 17, 2003
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