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Bar Stool 

1) A tall chair you sit on at a bar

2) A polite way of saying "Bastard"
An unfortunate sub-culture which is a waste of space and should be exiled

Not worthy of being called "British"

Also they'd rather spend money on a crappy old car than buy a new one
Chav-Lend me 10 bar, bruvva, WTF are you looking at?

British person-Get stuffed, you are the skidmark on the underpants of society! How many British soldiers died for pieces of shit like you! YOU'RE AN INSULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*chav showing off his banged-up 1980's Nova with a huge exhaust and black headlights, normal person drives past in a Jaguar*

heart attack 

something that's become more common since the creation of super-sized fast food
super size me-a good and insightful programme about over-weight troubles (although heart attack isn't one of them, but it's pretty obvious)
a form of Mexican taco, made even more famous after the "Kid fights with mum on xbox live about a chalupa" vids on youtube, type "Kid fights with mom on xbox live about a chalupa" into google to see it
"I'll buy you a Chalupa and i'll eat it"

lol
The final boss and one the main antagonists of Tekken 6 (along with Heihachi), is very hard to defeat, don't try and beat him on the hardest difficulty as it is nearly impossible. He looks a lot like the Ancient Egyptian god, Set. Ironically, Azazel wears an Ancient Egyptian headpiece, he also looks like a huge crystalline dragon.
Me fightning Azazel with Yoshimitsu on arena yesterday:

Hell, it took me 10 minutes to beat that guy

Cpt. MacMillan 

One of the coolest snipers on any game, could possibly shoot an enemy in the head at 1,000 yards, also has one of the best scottish accents on a game, despite being a crack-shot with a sniper, it's Price who "assasinates" Zahkaev (he blows off his arm)
"Too much radiation, we'll havta go arown"-Cpt. MacMillan
What we are, the Synapsids appeared around the end of the Carboniferous to the beginning of the Permian as the Pelycosaurs A.K.A the "Sailbacks", the best known include Dimetrodon and Edaphosaurus, the Pelycosaurs then became the Therapsids, such as the Gorgonopsids, Phthinosuchids, Biarmosuchids ect etc, these families are Eutheriodonts (except the oldest family, the Gorgonopsids which are Theriodonts), Humans as well as all mammals are Eutheriodonts as humans and mammals are descended from the Cynodonts, which are descended from the Therocephalians. After the Cynodonts came the mammals, the sole surviving class of the Synapsid legacy (reptiles are the Diapsid/Anapsids), Early in Synapsid history, we began splitting off from our reptilian brothers (before then we had all been Amniotes), the Synapsids and the Reptiles (Anapsids/Diapsids) began competing for survival, all throughout the Permian the Synapsids were the top predators until the the Permo-Triassic extinction, all the large synapsids (the predators like Gorgonops) were made extinct, only the small burrowers and the herbivores survived, the reptiles "took the crown" off the Synapsids and became the top predators, these were the Dinosaurs, they became as successful as the Synapsids before them.
After the K/T Extinction Event, the Synapsids regained the crown for being the dominant land-predators, like our forerunners about 200 million years before.
a Synapsid is one of few organisms to have been through both blood temperatures (e.g the early Synapsids (like Dimetrodon) were probably cold-blooded, probably why they had a sail, to heat them up quicker, their descendants, the later Synapsids (like the Mammals) are warm-blooded)