iameverywhereyetno-whereatall's definitions

Bar Stool

1) A tall chair you sit on at a bar

2) A polite way of saying "Bastard"

Shurrup you Bar Stool!

by Iameverywhereyetno-whereatall November 12, 2010

facebook

A new disease which covers the western world, pretty much everyone has no immunity to the facebook disease, it affects your brain quite easily, there is no preventitative medicine to the disease, the best preventitative medicine happens to be the cure, keep yourself occupied, then the facebook disease will eventually die, mild forms of the disease are not bad and will eventually peter out, however more serious cases are nastier, here are the symptoms- DVT (only in the worst cases), stiff,painful fingers, arm aches, arguments between you and your parents, "Can't be bothered to do anything" attitude, lack of exercise, possibly weight gain, there may be more symptoms but these are the ones I know at this moment in time.

random guy 1: I have put on like 2 stone in a month, my wife has left me, my fingers ache all the time, exercise is too difficult and my spots have tripled in amount and I wake up in the morning and sing "Oh, what a crappy morning", please tell me what's wrong with me.

random guy 2: You have a serious form of the facebook disease, I recommend kepping yourself occupied and not even looking at the computer

by Iameverywhereyetno-whereatall August 21, 2009

Synapsid

What we are, the Synapsids appeared around the end of the Carboniferous to the beginning of the Permian as the Pelycosaurs A.K.A the "Sailbacks", the best known include Dimetrodon and Edaphosaurus, the Pelycosaurs then became the Therapsids, such as the Gorgonopsids, Phthinosuchids, Biarmosuchids ect etc, these families are Eutheriodonts (except the oldest family, the Gorgonopsids which are Theriodonts), Humans as well as all mammals are Eutheriodonts as humans and mammals are descended from the Cynodonts, which are descended from the Therocephalians. After the Cynodonts came the mammals, the sole surviving class of the Synapsid legacy (reptiles are the Diapsid/Anapsids), Early in Synapsid history, we began splitting off from our reptilian brothers (before then we had all been Amniotes), the Synapsids and the Reptiles (Anapsids/Diapsids) began competing for survival, all throughout the Permian the Synapsids were the top predators until the the Permo-Triassic extinction, all the large synapsids (the predators like Gorgonops) were made extinct, only the small burrowers and the herbivores survived, the reptiles "took the crown" off the Synapsids and became the top predators, these were the Dinosaurs, they became as successful as the Synapsids before them.
After the K/T Extinction Event, the Synapsids regained the crown for being the dominant land-predators, like our forerunners about 200 million years before.

a Synapsid is one of few organisms to have been through both blood temperatures (e.g the early Synapsids (like Dimetrodon) were probably cold-blooded, probably why they had a sail, to heat them up quicker, their descendants, the later Synapsids (like the Mammals) are warm-blooded)

by Iameverywhereyetno-whereatall August 26, 2009

chav

An unfortunate sub-culture which is a waste of space and should be exiled

Not worthy of being called "British"

Also they'd rather spend money on a crappy old car than buy a new one

Chav-Lend me 10 bar, bruvva, WTF are you looking at?

British person-Get stuffed, you are the skidmark on the underpants of society! How many British soldiers died for pieces of shit like you! YOU'RE AN INSULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*chav showing off his banged-up 1980's Nova with a huge exhaust and black headlights, normal person drives past in a Jaguar*

by Iameverywhereyetno-whereatall April 27, 2010

Marxism

A form of government created by Karl Marx, it was meant to make everyone equal by not letting anyone control industry and become powerful, unfortunatly dictators like Stalin bent it to make them rule the country without letting anyone have their say

Marxist - Damn Stalin and Kim Jong Il bent Marxism to make them powerful, now everyone doesn't know the Marxism is meant to make everyone equal!

Communist- Shut up, Don't you dare put down comrade Stalin or comrade Kim Jong Il!

by Iameverywhereyetno-whereatall July 11, 2009

McDonalds

Somewhere which sells burgers full of chemicals and fat but taste so nice people try not to think of the fat and preservatives.

I saw two pictures of McDonalds burgers, one from 1995 and one from 2008.

The one from 1995 looked identical to the one from 2008.

by Iameverywhereyetno-whereatall May 22, 2011

British

The people of Britain, has many beautiful women (please go to bestuff and look for "British Girls"). British people or people of British descent are very prominant in places like Australia. Many people have been fooled by Bridget Jones' Diary into thinking that all British are overweight, unhappy chain-smokers, as you have seen that is not the case. British people are usually very nice, but can be turn extremely angry when made fun off or insulted, so be careful. Most British hate being called "Brits" and "Roastbifs" (the English in particular).

Foreigner with no knowledge of British people: British women are fat and ugly!

British person: Incorrect, is Kiera Knightly fat and ugly? Or how about Victoria Beckham?, or Kate Winslet? etc etc

by Iameverywhereyetno-whereatall August 8, 2009