Face like a roof tilers nail bag

Woman who's face is well and truly weathered.

Don't fancy yours much John, She's got a face like a roof tilers nail bag.

by iamamanufan January 12, 2011

Kipper Knickers

Female who's personal hygeine is in question.

Hey look, here comes kipper knickers

by iamamanufan January 12, 2011

pissflaps like wizard's sleeves

To refer to a females labia which hangs down like wizard sleeves.

Christ, you've got pissflaps like wizard's sleeves. (followed by a punch in the mouth)

by iamamanufan January 12, 2011

smoke the blue vein havana

To suck on a penis

Hey Babe, come and smoke the blue vein havana

by iamamanufan January 12, 2011

my roundaphobia

Friend who finds it hard to buy the drinks when its his/her turn. (Tight Arse)

Looks like john has my roundaphobia tonight

by iamamanufan January 12, 2011

Thick as a thick thing

Refering to someone who is extremely unintelligent.

Fuck me, he is as thick as a thick thing if not thicker

by iamamanufan January 12, 2011

Thrash one out

To pull ones cock off, or to masturbate

Right Babe, I'm off to thrash one out (when girlfriend doesnt want sex)

by iamamanufan January 12, 2011