iamamanufan's definitions

Thick as a Fire Door

To imply ones friend or colleague is extremely thick

Fuck me Geordie, your as thick as a fire door

by iamamanufan January 12, 2011

She has a Clit like a Blind Cobblers Thumb

After rubbing her Clit it ended up the size of a Blind Cobblers Thumb.

Christ! She has a clit like a Blind Cobblers Thumb.

by iamamanufan March 22, 2013

flapping around like christ in a crucifix shop

Someone who cannot organise themselves or work under pressure.

Look at him, flapping around like Christ in a crucifix shop!

by iamamanufan March 22, 2013

Not worth jack shit

Not worth the trouble or the value

That car's not worth jack shit

by iamamanufan January 12, 2011

Face like a melted welly

Disfigured face.

Don't fancy yours much, she's got a face like a melted welly

by iamamanufan January 12, 2011

Face like a roof tilers nail bag

Woman who's face is well and truly weathered.

Don't fancy yours much John, She's got a face like a roof tilers nail bag.

by iamamanufan January 12, 2011

Thrash one out

To pull ones cock off, or to masturbate

Right Babe, I'm off to thrash one out (when girlfriend doesnt want sex)

by iamamanufan January 12, 2011