Kipper Knickers

Female who's personal hygeine is in question.

Hey look, here comes kipper knickers

by iamamanufan January 11, 2011

Thrash one out

To pull ones cock off, or to masturbate

Right Babe, I'm off to thrash one out (when girlfriend doesnt want sex)

by iamamanufan January 11, 2011

pissflaps like wizard's sleeves

To refer to a females labia which hangs down like wizard sleeves.

Christ, you've got pissflaps like wizard's sleeves. (followed by a punch in the mouth)

by iamamanufan January 12, 2011

Face like a roof tilers nail bag

Woman who's face is well and truly weathered.

Don't fancy yours much John, She's got a face like a roof tilers nail bag.

by iamamanufan January 11, 2011

Face like a melted welly

Disfigured face.

Don't fancy yours much, she's got a face like a melted welly

by iamamanufan January 11, 2011

flapping around like christ in a crucifix shop

Someone who cannot organise themselves or work under pressure.

Look at him, flapping around like Christ in a crucifix shop!

by iamamanufan March 22, 2013

She has a Clit like a Blind Cobblers Thumb

After rubbing her Clit it ended up the size of a Blind Cobblers Thumb.

Christ! She has a clit like a Blind Cobblers Thumb.

by iamamanufan March 22, 2013