The term used to describe what happened to a controversial thread, on a message board, after it was moved to the "trash bin."
by iam2eeyore April 01, 2010

In order to get the bitch off I had to call in the heavy artillery. Thankfully I had already greased that ass with a heavy dose of sploogicant.
by iam2eeyore November 10, 2009

To avoid being identified as a homosexual.
I heard that Ruben was outed by his Cousin at Thanksgiving dinner. He should have taken some lessons from Kevin at flying under the gaydar.
by iam2eeyore November 30, 2010

I know that she's not the best looking girl but I really need a wing man. The worst that can happen is that you'll get your bone smooched.
by iam2eeyore November 20, 2009

To receive cunnilingus.
Jane, it's been nearly a year since the divorce and you haven't had even one date. I think that you need to get your cooch smooched.
by iam2eeyore March 04, 2010

by iam2eeyore December 08, 2009

A piece of cloth or plastic that is intended to keep ejaculate from staining clothing during/after fellatio.
Next time, I bet that Bill insists that Monica wears a knobster bib so that he can easily dispose of the "evidence."
by iam2eeyore November 19, 2009
