iam2eeyore's definitions

Shut your mouse!

For use when telling somebody to be quiet on the internet. Shut your mouth would not be appropriate because they are not using their mouth as a part of the conversation.

You know they say that Ronald McDonald is one bad mother... "Shut your mouse!"

by iam2eeyore November 20, 2009

Flying Under the Gaydar

To avoid being identified as a homosexual.

I heard that Ruben was outed by his Cousin at Thanksgiving dinner. He should have taken some lessons from Kevin at flying under the gaydar.

by iam2eeyore November 30, 2010

Get your cooch smooched

To receive cunnilingus.

Jane, it's been nearly a year since the divorce and you haven't had even one date. I think that you need to get your cooch smooched.

by iam2eeyore March 4, 2010

Sploogicant

Sperm used as a lubricant

In order to get the bitch off I had to call in the heavy artillery. Thankfully I had already greased that ass with a heavy dose of sploogicant.

by iam2eeyore November 10, 2009

Get your bone smooched

Receive fellatio

I know that she's not the best looking girl but I really need a wing man. The worst that can happen is that you'll get your bone smooched.

by iam2eeyore November 20, 2009

Bininnated

The term used to describe what happened to a controversial thread, on a message board, after it was moved to the "trash bin."

Clown: "Dude, what happened to my thread about white supremacy?"
Moderator: "Bininnated."

by iam2eeyore April 1, 2010

Kinktus Muscle

The muscle that links the brain of a moron to their genitals.

Preston was trying to prolong a sexual experience by thinking about dead bunnies when he sprained his kinktus muscle.

by iam2eeyore April 1, 2010