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Wankfurt 

A reference to the many wankers who live in Frankfurt.
I went to Wankfurt on holiday.

blewbell 

the funny way of spelling wordbluebell/word
blewbell

alien isolation 

Cool game....slightly mainstream, but low-key enough that only 1 in 20 people will have heard about it.

Airbus A400M Atlas 

When a Boeing C-17 and Lockheed C-130 had a baby.
The Airbus A400M Atlas is an interesting military aircraft.
Something that was once heavily talked (and criticized) about around 2017 but quickly dwindled from the public's eye after that.

Almost nobody remembers Juicero anymore, that is unless you randomly happen to stumble upon it by chance and all the memories start flushing back. And if you do remember, it was basically an elaborate money making scam and no one wanted that in their home. Was exorbitantly expensive due to the higher than normal engineering standards and tolerances in many of the components inside the appliance, many of which were manufactured using expensive processes like CNC machining and such. Basically a $400 overengineered contraption that squeezed DRM-locked juice packs which cost $40 a week for new ones to be delivered to your home. Was ridiculed to death. Also it was discovered you could squeeze the juice out of the packs faster by hand than the machine could which no doubt defeated the DRM. If someone on eBay is selling a juicero machine, hit me up as I wanna explore it further and maybe install a custom firmware and do other nerdy stuff with it.
Kevin: Hey remember back a while ago we had that weird overpriced juicer thing, forgot what it's called.
Eric: The Juicero??
Kevin: Yeeee
Eric: Holy shit that was such a long time ago, I literally forgot about its existence until now.

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Millennial: Hey remember Juicero?
Zoomer: Juicer what?
Millennial: Never mind, you're too young to remember...

Airbus A340-300 

The exact opposite of the Boeing 757-200.
The Airbus A340-300 is the exact opposite of the Boeing 757-200 in terms of thrust to weight ratio.

Boeing 757-200 

The opposite of the Airbus A340-300.
The Boeing 757-200 is the exact opposite of the Airbus A340-300 in terms of thrust to weight ratio.