A woman, or sometimes man, who has a square upper body, therefore little or no waist and hips and a permanently bloated stomach. They can have big or small boobs and be fat or thin. Then she has long, thin legs. So she's shaped like a goblet. If it's a man he will simply have a protruding belly and thin legs. It is one of the twelve shapes of Trinny and Sussanah, and it's a fairly common one. It's a fairly unattractive body shape.
by i love bj June 09, 2010
"Olivia, you're such an attention prostitute."
"No I'm not!"
5 mins later
"Hey, everybody, look, I'm pregnant! (has basketball underneath top)"
"FUCK OFF OLIVIA!"
"No I'm not!"
5 mins later
"Hey, everybody, look, I'm pregnant! (has basketball underneath top)"
"FUCK OFF OLIVIA!"
by i love bj March 25, 2010
an annoyingly addictive fruit kind of like a raisin but browner, smaller and more sugary. Is included in the breakfast cereal Sultana Bran
"Sophie, stop eating those sultanas."
"I CAN'T STOP"
"Sophie has, like, a bag of sultanas on her sultana bran every day"
"That was one time!"
"I CAN'T STOP"
"Sophie has, like, a bag of sultanas on her sultana bran every day"
"That was one time!"
by i love bj March 25, 2010
hydrogen is a twatty element. it only has one proton. i mean, what the fuck is up with that? and then it goes and annoys the other elements by latching on to them all the time.
(Lithium to Boron)
"So, who have you bonded with recently?"
(Boron to Lithium)
"LOOK OUT! IT'S HYDROGEN, THE TWATTY ELEMENT!"
"So, who have you bonded with recently?"
(Boron to Lithium)
"LOOK OUT! IT'S HYDROGEN, THE TWATTY ELEMENT!"
by i love bj March 31, 2010
cum or vaginal discharge on your underpants due to general horniness and presense of an active teenage vagina.
"Hmmm, should I wear Olivia's Bratz underpants or my cumderpants?"
"Your cumderpants. You don't want uneven flap disease."
"Your cumderpants. You don't want uneven flap disease."
by i love bj March 25, 2010