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Definitions by i love bj

xoxo billie joe 

a little phrase you can write on everything you own to display your love for billie joe armstrong from the band Green Day. The coolest thing about it is that it rhymes.
"Sophie, what's all this xoxo billie joe shit on your schoolbooks?"

"What is it?, Well, it's my future tatoo."
xoxo billie joe by i love bj March 26, 2010
an annoyingly addictive fruit kind of like a raisin but browner, smaller and more sugary. Is included in the breakfast cereal Sultana Bran
"Sophie, stop eating those sultanas."

"I CAN'T STOP"

"Sophie has, like, a bag of sultanas on her sultana bran every day"

"That was one time!"
sultana by i love bj March 25, 2010

cumderpants 

cum or vaginal discharge on your underpants due to general horniness and presense of an active teenage vagina.
"Hmmm, should I wear Olivia's Bratz underpants or my cumderpants?"

"Your cumderpants. You don't want uneven flap disease."
cumderpants by i love bj March 25, 2010

attention prostitute 

someone who prostitutes her dignity for attention.
"Olivia, you're such an attention prostitute."

"No I'm not!"

5 mins later

"Hey, everybody, look, I'm pregnant! (has basketball underneath top)"

"FUCK OFF OLIVIA!"

faggotbrain

(sees a definition they don't like on urban dictionary. gives it a thumbs down.)

"Down, you FAGGOTBRAIN!"
faggotbrain by i love bj March 25, 2010