Definitions by i have lots of regerts

mood 

billie eilish {watch her genius interview, bih}

colin: i came up with a new definition for you to put into urban dictionary

me:

colin: Mood: Billie Eilish

mood by i have lots of regerts April 30, 2019

thansk 

it’s thanks but i’m too damn lazy to correct it and for some reason autocorrect isn’t working

me: thansk
coco chanel: Inventing new words I see
me: i’m gonna put it in the urban dictionary
coco chanel: And the definition of thansk is?
me: YOULL SEE
me: IM SUBMITTING IT RN

thansk by i have lots of regerts April 21, 2019

colin

contrary to popular belief, he isn’t irish, i think. from a project in history he said something about gaylic (i hope that’s how you spell it). he’s catholic like me lolz. yeah that’s it. oh and he’s trash 🗑TALL VERY TALL 5’6 at 13???? that’s tall, bitch.

me:

colin: so how are you
me: i’m dying
colin: THE GUY AT THE GOLDEN KNIGHTS GAME DIDNT THING I WAS 13
me: damn you look like your 4 lmao

colin by i have lots of regerts April 21, 2019

Mane 

Mane is the name of the girl who you can always trust. She’s hilarious and you can’t hesitate to smile at her wisecrack puns. Mane is the most caring girl in the world. If you’re ever feeling down she’s the person you turn to. If you’re looking for a feirce, weird, smart, and commited friend, then look over to Mane to be that person. She can make everything awesome and by everything I mean EVERYTHING. She’s amazing and DAMN IS SHE GORGEOUS!

Girl 1: Hey look it’s Mane.

Girl 2: Dang I wanna be her

Mane by i have lots of regerts May 20, 2018