by i am zam February 17, 2003
by i am zam February 17, 2003
unlike the regular shlong, this is a supreme improvement. its vast in size and huge in diameter. its the biggest cock ever. its red and hot as hell. it has a tatoo on it that says ZM but once it gets hard it spells ZAM!
Zam has 2 kinds of Zshlongs. the other one has a tatoo that says AIDS but once it fully extends it spells out ADIDAS, just like teh sports brand. this type of Zshlong isnt and powerful as the Zam one. they both xtend to a whopping 33inch length and a 2meter diamter. ( its huge)
zam won various competitions with it. forkosh will never be able to see it because he is being all mannareaish
Zam has 2 kinds of Zshlongs. the other one has a tatoo that says AIDS but once it fully extends it spells out ADIDAS, just like teh sports brand. this type of Zshlong isnt and powerful as the Zam one. they both xtend to a whopping 33inch length and a 2meter diamter. ( its huge)
zam won various competitions with it. forkosh will never be able to see it because he is being all mannareaish
and the #1 is ZAM !! WITH htis Zshlong!
now why are u fit for this role?.. .comon i am zam i have my zshlong!
now why are u fit for this role?.. .comon i am zam i have my zshlong!
by i am zam May 19, 2003
Lukarea's most viscious move. it is performed by powering up beyond super saiyan 15 and making his hands grow to giant size forming a sledge hammer like shape and splatting his opponent to microscopic peices. zam has no way in hell to survive it.
holy shit! lukarea is about to hit me with the NASH SMASH! im done for sure now!! watta fukk am i suppsoed to do!!!! forkosh help me!!!!!
OUCH!!! i am dead
luke is so strong he is like a god.
OUCH!!! i am dead
luke is so strong he is like a god.
by i am zam April 15, 2003
zams journey in finding the hidden light to unlock his dormant powers. this quest is by far the most challenging quest ever. it is full of dangers and ambushes. if ever enterded in this quest you have to be always carful of being speared by lukarea.
while i was on my quest for enlightment luke speared me thru a mountain and destroyd my fully loaded ass!
by i am zam May 09, 2003
What the hell, there's another Chris Jones sitting at our table; stop sitting with the cool kids and find some actual red "friends."
by i am zam March 12, 2003
forkosh's newest move. its very powerfull. it puts the opponent face to face with death. when he lauches his fist it makes a energy wave strike trough the opponents brain and create an illusion as if they won the match and get to see the enemy die, but in reality they are killing themselves.
this move has no affect wat soever on luke. he is the only one that is immune to it.
this move has no affect wat soever on luke. he is the only one that is immune to it.
by i am zam April 13, 2003