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Beautiful blonde bitch boy from Kalos that makes his shrimp fry rice. My friend hates him because he killed their flaming fire fuck fox on their nuzlocke but oh well. I like him. I wanna smack his pale ass cheeks and watch them jiggle. He will go "OH HON HON, MORE, S'ILS VOUT PLAÎT!" like the Frenchie he is.

A lot of people hate him. I don't see why. He'd make an amazing house wife
My housewife, Siebold, is cooking me dinner when I get home.
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Molayne is a pale twink, potentially THE pale twink from Alola. He is pale and twinkish. He wears twink glasses on his twink face and cries himself to sleep each night on his twink pillow. He needs a hug, but not too tight because his bones are so brittle, you might fracture them in multiple different places. Handle him with care. Unless you hate pale twinks. Then, by all means, bend and break him.
"Molayne is so cute! I could just squish his face!"

"And fracture his cheek bones? Be careful."
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That one guy who CLAIMS to be a scientist but we all know what he really is- UhHhhhhh. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
idk a lotta people wanna fuck him i think that's pretty noteworthy. why do you all wanna do such things to him. you know what? understandable tbh i can get behind that

i wanna break the stupid nerd glasses off his stupid nerd face into a billion little pieces and watch him cry lol
Colress. AAAAAAUUUHGGGHHH
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A warden with luscious, purple hair that 100% smells awful and luscious ass cheeks to pair with it. There ain't no way on god's green earth he smells good. His partner has butt cheeks for a face and attacks by shooting fart missiles. He's the warden of BALLS, which are notoriously stinky. Despite all this, i think I'd smash if given the opportunity.
Melli is the smelliest warden. Smelli Melli. I hope he dies
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