Siebold

Beautiful blonde bitch boy from Kalos that makes his shrimp fry rice. My friend hates him because he killed their flaming fire fuck fox on their nuzlocke but oh well. I like him. I wanna smack his pale ass cheeks and watch them jiggle. He will go "OH HON HON, MORE, S'ILS VOUT PLAÎT!" like the Frenchie he is.

A lot of people hate him. I don't see why. He'd make an amazing house wife

My housewife, Siebold, is cooking me dinner when I get home.

by i am crying on the floor May 13, 2022

Faba

The green fuck from aether paradise who my pal desires carnally. A lot of people think he's really ugly, some think he's alright enough to consider okay, others (such as my friend) desire him in a way I don't really understand but to each their own.

I really like Lima beans i know he's not a Lima bean but what if he was. I'd eat him. I fucking love lima beans they're so god damn good. A little salt and some pepper and they're an absolute delight...Faba would be, too, if you sprinkled on those things. Oh! And add a little butter to him, too, to make him nice and slippery.

Faba is so slippery such a slippery man oh so slippery, what a slippery guy

by i am crying on the floor May 13, 2022

Melli

A warden with luscious, purple hair that 100% smells awful and luscious ass cheeks to pair with it. There ain't no way on god's green earth he smells good. His partner has butt cheeks for a face and attacks by shooting fart missiles. He's the warden of BALLS, which are notoriously stinky. Despite all this, i think I'd smash if given the opportunity.

Melli is the smelliest warden. Smelli Melli. I hope he dies

by i am crying on the floor May 10, 2022

Volo

Volo. Ah, Volo. Volo Volo Volo. Really rolls off the tongue. He's a bit of a cunt, a large, quivering cunt. A tall cunt! I wanna smack him around like those ASMR slime channels. What kinda noise do you think he'd make? There is only one way to find out. May Arceus forgive my transgressions.

Press A to Volo

by i am crying on the floor May 10, 2022