i am crying on the floor 's definitions

Melli

A warden with luscious, purple hair that 100% smells awful and luscious ass cheeks to pair with it. There ain't no way on god's green earth he smells good. His partner has butt cheeks for a face and attacks by shooting fart missiles. He's the warden of BALLS, which are notoriously stinky. Despite all this, i think I'd smash if given the opportunity.

Melli is the smelliest warden. Smelli Melli. I hope he dies

by i am crying on the floor May 10, 2022

Emmet

His name is Emmet. He is a subway boss. And he will absolutely pummel you.

Emmet destroyed my team and almost ate me alive, I'm glad I made it out of Gear Station with my life

by i am crying on the floor November 21, 2021

Ingo

Ingo is a goth conductor who doesn't like conformity or people. He never smiles either because he is also emo. But he's very cool and tends to be nice. He also keeps his little brother from committing mass murder in the subways.

Did you see that emo train conductor, Ingo? He's hardcore goth.

by i am crying on the floor November 21, 2021

Faba

The green fuck from aether paradise who my pal desires carnally. A lot of people think he's really ugly, some think he's alright enough to consider okay, others (such as my friend) desire him in a way I don't really understand but to each their own.

I really like Lima beans i know he's not a Lima bean but what if he was. I'd eat him. I fucking love lima beans they're so god damn good. A little salt and some pepper and they're an absolute delight...Faba would be, too, if you sprinkled on those things. Oh! And add a little butter to him, too, to make him nice and slippery.

Faba is so slippery such a slippery man oh so slippery, what a slippery guy

by i am crying on the floor May 12, 2022