That one guy who CLAIMS to be a scientist but we all know what he really is- UhHhhhhh. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
idk a lotta people wanna fuck him i think that's pretty noteworthy. why do you all wanna do such things to him. you know what? understandable tbh i can get behind that
i wanna break the stupid nerd glasses off his stupid nerd face into a billion little pieces and watch him cry lol
idk a lotta people wanna fuck him i think that's pretty noteworthy. why do you all wanna do such things to him. you know what? understandable tbh i can get behind that
i wanna break the stupid nerd glasses off his stupid nerd face into a billion little pieces and watch him cry lol
Colress. AAAAAAUUUHGGGHHH
by i am crying on the floor May 10, 2022
Molayne is a pale twink, potentially THE pale twink from Alola. He is pale and twinkish. He wears twink glasses on his twink face and cries himself to sleep each night on his twink pillow. He needs a hug, but not too tight because his bones are so brittle, you might fracture them in multiple different places. Handle him with care. Unless you hate pale twinks. Then, by all means, bend and break him.
by i am crying on the floor May 10, 2022
The green fuck from aether paradise who my pal desires carnally. A lot of people think he's really ugly, some think he's alright enough to consider okay, others (such as my friend) desire him in a way I don't really understand but to each their own.
I really like Lima beans i know he's not a Lima bean but what if he was. I'd eat him. I fucking love lima beans they're so god damn good. A little salt and some pepper and they're an absolute delight...Faba would be, too, if you sprinkled on those things. Oh! And add a little butter to him, too, to make him nice and slippery.
I really like Lima beans i know he's not a Lima bean but what if he was. I'd eat him. I fucking love lima beans they're so god damn good. A little salt and some pepper and they're an absolute delight...Faba would be, too, if you sprinkled on those things. Oh! And add a little butter to him, too, to make him nice and slippery.
by i am crying on the floor May 13, 2022
Volo. Ah, Volo. Volo Volo Volo. Really rolls off the tongue. He's a bit of a cunt, a large, quivering cunt. A tall cunt! I wanna smack him around like those ASMR slime channels. What kinda noise do you think he'd make? There is only one way to find out. May Arceus forgive my transgressions.
Press A to Volo
by i am crying on the floor May 10, 2022