Lusamine

She's definitely the type of lady to wear weird ass perfume that smells like "Magnifique Sécrétions du Power" (however the fuck that is supposed to smell) and you can smell her from a god damn mile a way, that is if you don't hear them god damn stiletto heels jabbing into the floor first. Have you ever read a Series of Unfortunate Events? Well, there's this evil lady in there who fucks Count Olaf i think and her stilettos would get stuck in the floors of this place everywhere she walked because they were as sharp as daggers. That's how I imagine her. Now imagine her stepping on you

Lusamine fucking scares me, but everytime she looks at me, I also get a massive boner

by i am crying on the floor May 12, 2022

Volo

Volo. Ah, Volo. Volo Volo Volo. Really rolls off the tongue. He's a bit of a cunt, a large, quivering cunt. A tall cunt! I wanna smack him around like those ASMR slime channels. What kinda noise do you think he'd make? There is only one way to find out. May Arceus forgive my transgressions.

Press A to Volo

by i am crying on the floor May 10, 2022

Molayne

Molayne is a pale twink, potentially THE pale twink from Alola. He is pale and twinkish. He wears twink glasses on his twink face and cries himself to sleep each night on his twink pillow. He needs a hug, but not too tight because his bones are so brittle, you might fracture them in multiple different places. Handle him with care. Unless you hate pale twinks. Then, by all means, bend and break him.

"Molayne is so cute! I could just squish his face!"

"And fracture his cheek bones? Be careful."

by i am crying on the floor May 10, 2022

Ingo

Ingo is a goth conductor who doesn't like conformity or people. He never smiles either because he is also emo. But he's very cool and tends to be nice. He also keeps his little brother from committing mass murder in the subways.

Did you see that emo train conductor, Ingo? He's hardcore goth.

by i am crying on the floor November 21, 2021