Definitions by i am crying on the floor

Colress 

That one guy who CLAIMS to be a scientist but we all know what he really is- UhHhhhhh. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
idk a lotta people wanna fuck him i think that's pretty noteworthy. why do you all wanna do such things to him. you know what? understandable tbh i can get behind that

i wanna break the stupid nerd glasses off his stupid nerd face into a billion little pieces and watch him cry lol

Colress. AAAAAAUUUHGGGHHH

Colress by i am crying on the floor May 10, 2022

Molayne 

Molayne is a pale twink, potentially THE pale twink from Alola. He is pale and twinkish. He wears twink glasses on his twink face and cries himself to sleep each night on his twink pillow. He needs a hug, but not too tight because his bones are so brittle, you might fracture them in multiple different places. Handle him with care. Unless you hate pale twinks. Then, by all means, bend and break him.

"Molayne is so cute! I could just squish his face!"

"And fracture his cheek bones? Be careful."

Molayne by i am crying on the floor May 10, 2022

Ingo

Ingo is a goth conductor who doesn't like conformity or people. He never smiles either because he is also emo. But he's very cool and tends to be nice. He also keeps his little brother from committing mass murder in the subways.

Did you see that emo train conductor, Ingo? He's hardcore goth.

Ingo by i am crying on the floor November 21, 2021

Emmet 

His name is Emmet. He is a subway boss. And he will absolutely pummel you.

Emmet destroyed my team and almost ate me alive, I'm glad I made it out of Gear Station with my life

Emmet by i am crying on the floor November 21, 2021