hydrofungus's definitions

Procrastination

(n)
When you’re supposed to do your essay but goes to Urban Dictionary to read random definitions.

A: I like procrastination.
B: Why?
A: To read this sentence.
B: Wait what sentence????

by hydrofungus July 26, 2023

Natlan

A nation in Teyvat. All the other nations has massive lore but Natlan doesn’t. HoYo thinks they dropped enough lore (which is nothing) in the manga so they refuse to tell more.

A: After Fontaine comes Natlan…
B: what’s natlan

by hydrofungus July 26, 2023

shampoo

Thing you use to wash your hair.
If you’re here to see why is it called shampoo, here’s the reason:

Shamshit was inappropriate.

I need some shampoo

by hydrofungus July 30, 2023

gay

Simple. Happiness.

Asdfghjkl I think I’m gay just looking at him makes me hard-

by hydrofungus July 27, 2023

dict

Short for dictionary but it can go a dark turn if you pronounce it wrong.

A: Can you hand me the dict?
B: THE WHAT NOW-

by hydrofungus July 26, 2023

Bottom Text

When you can’t think of something good to match the top text.

Holy I’m gonna

Bottom Text

by hydrofungus July 29, 2023

pan

A frying pan. Or a weapon if you use it the wrong way.
Also means pansexual.

A: Hey can I borrow your pan?
B. Wtf why would you take my pan guy??

by hydrofungus July 26, 2023