hugh jass's definitions

WS

(n) Acronym for "watersports" or sexual contact involving pee or urine

Whoa that kinky bitch is into scat, ws, you name it!

by Hugh Jass July 11, 2003

between the sheets

Sex where no sperm goes higher then the second layer...

My mom had no clue...it was between the sheets

by Hugh Jass March 23, 2004

Kid Rock

The long-haired, redneck, rock 'n' roll son of Detroit who is famous for his hard rockin concerts, once being married to Pammy, and mixing hip-hop into his hard rock act. His greatest songs (so far) are -Bawitdaba
-Cowboy
-Fuck Off
-Only God Knows Why
-Forever
-What I Learned Out On The Road
-I'm Wrong, But You Ain't Right
-Picture
-Midnight Train To Memphis
-Rock 'N' Roll Pain Train
-Feel Like Makin' Love
-Jackson, Mississippi
-Cold and Empty

Kid Rock is frickin awesome rap-rocker from Michigan.

by Hugh Jass February 12, 2005

Goog

Goog- hot, sexy

That chic is as goog as a jew in an oven!

by Hugh Jass September 3, 2003

speeach

A combination of the words beeatch and speech, forming a term for a very bitchy speech team personage.

Specifically, one of the members of the triumvirate of speeahces, who shall remain anonymous. Known commonly as Jan, Connie and Claire. One is known for her chain-smoking and lack of personal hygiene, another for her rather bulbous appearance, and the other for her general aura of bitchiness.

The ultimate speeach would be very, very short, Irish, eat entire pigs at once, never shave, and chain-smoke unfiltered Camels.

"Why did she get a 6 last round? Because she is a speeach, of course!"

"I'd join the speech team, but the coach at our school is a repulsive speeach."

by Hugh Jass June 2, 2003

damb

for times when 'damn' just doesn't cut it. The expression just doesn't give off the appropriate feeling

He showed me how to kill a man with my bare hands and I was like damb bih'

by Hugh Jass July 29, 2003

chinese tool

a feebal penis not up for the job at hand

go and show your mum your chinese tool

by hugh jass September 22, 2003