Battlefield Earth

Arguably the worst movie in History.
John Travolta produced and starred in this monumental piece of dung because it's based on a novel by Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard, and Johnny boy is one of several Hollywood celebities brainwashed by the Scientology creepos.
If you think the movie is shit, you should have a look at the book!
I'd rather sit on an anthill than watch Battlefield Earth.
by Hugh G Rection January 17, 2006
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Shit Sandwich

Popular philosophical reflection. You see, life is like a shit sandwich because the more bread you have, the less shit you have to eat.
Life is like a shit sandwich, and shit happens, man
by Hugh G Rection October 20, 2005
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bazongas

Hooters, headlights.
Equally vulgar, but far more colorful.
Often seen with the adjective BIG (capitalized)
Seen on IRC: "Horney guy ISO hot chix w/ BIG bazongas. Itty bitty titty comitte please abstain. Dont be shy gurrls and msg me"
by Hugh G Rection September 16, 2003
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bazongas

that girl sure has big bazongas
by Hugh G Rection September 15, 2003
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Zoot Suit

A condom that is way too large for your puny cock.
by Hugh G Rection October 31, 2003
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burger

A jumbo-sized turd.
As oppossed to fries, which are tiny skinny turdies.
Ahhhh... I just plopped a quarter-pounder burger with some fries... must be last night's pizza...
by Hugh G Rection September 18, 2003
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free willy

To take a long-needed crap.
Applies only when healthy, large and consistent turds are expected, accompanied with an emphatic accolade of farts.
Does not apply to limp-wristed quiche diarrheas.
Ladies, will you please excuse me? I'm going to free Willy.

If you don´t eat your All-Bran, you won´t be able to free Willy!
by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003
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