nuke

Some nasty thingies that the government has, but that really leet hax0rs can also use to fux0r your connection, so beware!

You're being such a lamer you're asking to get your ass nuked out.

by Hugh G Rection September 17, 2003

magna cum laude

Honor bestowed upon graduation to the dude in the class who came the most during the course.

Yes, I graduated Magna Cum Laude... i fucked every chick in class... even the dogs!

by Hugh G Rection December 28, 2005

tuna taco

An appetizer

If God hadn´t wanted us to eat pussy, He wouldnt have made it look so much like a taco

by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003

Zoot Suit

A condom that is way too large for your puny cock.

Excuse me, my zoot suit is slipping again

by Hugh G Rection October 30, 2003

seamen

1) Enlisted Navy servicemen.
2) Whom am I trying to fool? It's actually a clever way of saying semen, cum, jizz, jism, man milk, spunk, cream.

What is big and black and is full of seamen?... A submarine!
Donna enlisted in the Navy and now she likes seamen even more!

by Hugh G Rection August 02, 2006

zits

a) lil titties
b) tits in German

Commen here, Helga, lemme squeeze der zits

by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003

Qusay and Uday

Any pair of thugs who are a pain in the ass for everyone else, taking revenge on the World because Daddy Saddam used to bugger them when they were kids.

Qusay and Uday are so mean becuz they miss Daddy Saddam's dick

by Hugh G Rection March 10, 2005