hugh g rection's definitions

captain crunch

The only cereal brand that includes dingleberries. Captain Crunch All-Bran With Dingleberries is very rare and seldom to be found. This is because dingleberries are seasonal (they are more abundant during the hot summer months) and handpicked.

I die for my Captain Crunch with Dingleberries!

by Hugh G Rection May 13, 2005

zits

a) lil titties
b) tits in German

Commen here, Helga, lemme squeeze der zits

by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003

Qusay and Uday

Any pair of thugs who are a pain in the ass for everyone else, taking revenge on the World because Daddy Saddam used to bugger them when they were kids.

Qusay and Uday are so mean becuz they miss Daddy Saddam's dick

by Hugh G Rection March 10, 2005

Zoot Suit

A condom that is way too large for your puny cock.

Excuse me, my zoot suit is slipping again

by Hugh G Rection October 30, 2003

daisy cutter

Those who think that the good ol' Daisy Cutter is a fuel-air bomb are full of camel shit.
This girl is a BLU-82B 15,000-pound conventional bomb, looks like an oversize boiler and is delivered from a C-130.
It doesnt detonate a cloud of vapor at altitude, and it doesn't suck the air outta your lungs... it just explodes big time.
Its lethal range is reported to be 300-900 feet (the guy who says 3 miles has been drinking his bathwater again).
It was originally used in Nam to clear jungle patches for landing zones and stuff.
Nowadays it's mainly appreciated for its shit-in-your pants effect.

Let's drop a Daisy Cutter on Charlie today! Yes sir! Great sir! May I watch sir?
Your sister reminds me of a Daisy Cutter

by Hugh G Rection April 10, 2006

tolongas

One way to call your balls in Spanish.
Its use is not advised in polite company.

Caress my tolongas while you blow me, Lupe!
My tolongas hang so low that I often trip over them.

by Hugh G Rection April 10, 2006

crack of dawn

What ain't safe when im horney

Im so horney that even the crack of dawn ain't safe!

by Hugh G Rection January 26, 2005