mississippi noodler

When you lose a condom in a chicks vagina and you have to use your hand to get it out.

Yesterday I had to bust out the mississippi noodler.

by hopkins and cruz January 03, 2010

mexican pinata

Pretty much a gang bang where a girl is getting hit in the face by several male penis'

A bunch of us got together last night and gave that girl a mexican pinata!

by hopkins and cruz December 30, 2009

snorkler

Where your eating out a female and her vagina is so wet you can't breathe.

I had to perform the snorkler on her last night.

by Hopkins and Cruz December 30, 2009

kansas shuffle

It's completly dark and a girl thinks that you are behind he about to give it to her, instead your really in front of her and you slap her in the face with your penis.

It was so dark in the room that I did the kansas shuffle on her.

by hopkins and cruz December 30, 2009

The louisiana purchase

Where you pay a hooker one dollar and get all the services for just a buck.

I went to vegas and and paid for the louisiana purchase a sweet deal indeed.

by Hopkins and Cruz December 30, 2009

Mexican Fruit Picker

Where you eat out a girl and you get a piece of pubic hair in your teeth and you have to pick it out.

I had to do a mexican fruit picker last night, that girl was so hairy.

by Hopkins and Cruz December 30, 2009

the recession

Where you use the same condom for a week.

I'm so poor I can't afford new condoms I'm in the recession.

by hopkins and cruz December 30, 2009