1) Omg do you know Scott? He's so sexy!!!
2) I just took a shit and wiped my ass with Scotties toilet paper
3) Look at that Scot over there with his plaid skirt on
2) I just took a shit and wiped my ass with Scotties toilet paper
3) Look at that Scot over there with his plaid skirt on
by Home slice August 21, 2009
Me: sup how is life in the ghetto going?
Jose: twat!!
Me: cooch!
Jose: hippo hips!
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As you can see, when Jose and I talk online, we insult each other, by calling each other names such as (but not limited to): twat, cooch, pickle wiper, etc.
Jose: twat!!
Me: cooch!
Jose: hippo hips!
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As you can see, when Jose and I talk online, we insult each other, by calling each other names such as (but not limited to): twat, cooch, pickle wiper, etc.
by Home slice February 22, 2005
1) The act of having an affair (sex)
2) A phrase you can shout out when someone is being really emotional to another person OR when someone thanks someone for something, etc.
2) A phrase you can shout out when someone is being really emotional to another person OR when someone thanks someone for something, etc.
1) Did you hear about the couple who eloped and had an affair?
2) Jordan: Thank you Tony so much for fixing my computer!!
Tony: No problem
Jordan: I can't thank you enough!
Me: Aw, Love affair!!
2) Jordan: Thank you Tony so much for fixing my computer!!
Tony: No problem
Jordan: I can't thank you enough!
Me: Aw, Love affair!!
by Home slice July 26, 2005
An annoying feature of Microsoft Windows XP Service Pack 2. It automatically downloads "critical updates" to fix security holes found almost daily in Internet Explorer and in other parts of the operating system, then it harasses you to restart your computer. If you click "Restart Later" the box will pop back up in about five minutes.
noob: Automatic Updates rules!
h4x0r: Don't use it...if you do I won't be able to hack your PC! Liek, omg!
h4x0r: Don't use it...if you do I won't be able to hack your PC! Liek, omg!
by Home slice May 22, 2005
A phrase thought of by rapper the Game to describe how fake he thinks G-Unit is. After 50 Cent kicked the Game out of the G-Unit rap group, they both faked a make up which was broudcast on television, and donated money to the Harlem Kids Choir. However, the truth was exposed at Summer Jam 2005 in New York City: they're still beefin', or at least they don't like each other too much. At Summer Jam '05, the Game screamed "F*ck 50" a bunch of times, told him he'd take on Tony Yayo and Lloyd Banks, and, supposedly, said the following backstage: "I didn't ask for this sh-t, I got kicked out the group cause n-ggas hated on me man so f--k them n-ggas. It's GGGG-Unot...I don't f--k with rats and snitches..."
by Home slice June 22, 2005
Pioneer also makes pro DJ equipment. This includes CDJ 800's and 1000's (as well as cheaper, lesser quality models that no one cares about), and of course, mixers. Check out www.pioneerprodj.com for more info.
by Home slice February 24, 2005
Like a shittier version of Comcast, however Verizon is a phone and DSL company, while Comcast provides cable television and internet services.
Verizon's cell phone technical support people are total n00bs, to the point where I know more about what's wrong than they do.
Verizon's DSL service has been reported to slow down below its rated 3.0 mbps speed, once you commit to a full year of the DSL service (to save approximately $15/month). If you search Google, you'll find many forums filled with frustrated people who have to wait forever to get through to tech support.
Verizon lures its customers into its DSL service by offering a low monthly price of $30/month (1 year commitment required) for service competitive to Comcast's 4 mbps, which is priced at $43/month.
Verizon lures cell phone customers by providing free in-network calling, and rebates on cell phone prices. They also say their service is the most reliable wireless network.
Verizon's cell phone technical support people are total n00bs, to the point where I know more about what's wrong than they do.
Verizon's DSL service has been reported to slow down below its rated 3.0 mbps speed, once you commit to a full year of the DSL service (to save approximately $15/month). If you search Google, you'll find many forums filled with frustrated people who have to wait forever to get through to tech support.
Verizon lures its customers into its DSL service by offering a low monthly price of $30/month (1 year commitment required) for service competitive to Comcast's 4 mbps, which is priced at $43/month.
Verizon lures cell phone customers by providing free in-network calling, and rebates on cell phone prices. They also say their service is the most reliable wireless network.
Verizon has a monopoly similar to Comcast's. Wouldn't it be funny if they merged and then you'd have even FEWER choices for internet access?
by Home slice September 16, 2005