Urban Dictionary: Definitions by home slice

Scott

1) Male name
2) Type of toilet paper
3) Someone from Scotland (see Scot)

1) Omg do you know Scott? He's so sexy!!!
2) I just took a shit and wiped my ass with Scotties toilet paper
3) Look at that Scot over there with his plaid skirt on

by Home slice August 21, 2009

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comcatastrophe

Any disaster involving Comcast. (The word is a portmanteau of Comcast and catastrophe.)

-Awwww mannn, my Comcast connection goes out every couple days!
-Wow, what a Comcatastrophe!
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-Comcast dug up my yard without asking! What a Comcatastrophe!

by Home slice October 3, 2008

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Konvict

Akon's record label.

From Wikipedia, accessed 29 December 2007: At the beginning of most Konvict Muzik artists' songs there is the sound of the clank of a jail cell, followed by Akon uttering "Konvict".

by Home slice January 11, 2008

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"Groova" is the way that the Outward Bound instructor Mick pronounces groover. Basically a box that you shit into (eg, toilet. Smells really bad once everyone's shit accumulates. Usually surrounded by flie or other bugs.

MICK IS THE MAN!

"But but but is ANYONE on tha groova?"
"Who blew tha FUCKING whistle? Is anyone, I repeat is anyone on tha groova?"

by Home slice January 10, 2008

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Outward Bound

1. Outward Bound (OB) is an international, non-profit, independent, outdoor education organization with approximately 40 schools around the world and 200,000 participants per year. Outward Bound programs aim to foster the personal growth and social skills of participants by using challenging expeditions in the outdoors.
2. The best 2 weeks of my life.

Mick: but but but is ANYONE on tha groover???
Us: *LMAO*
CJ: Well I guess this is Outward Bound, guys.

by Home slice January 10, 2008

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