war

bombing for peace is like screwing for virginity.

The best current example is the war in Iraq. WTF?

by holly the ginger kid. July 10, 2007

windemere

A wealthy town in Florida.

Most of the really rich people live in Isle Worth, a neighborhood where the houses are all well over a million dollars. Famous residents inlcude Tiger Woods and Shaq.

A lot of upper middle class people live in Windemere, but they live closer to Gotha. Most of the houses in this area are stucco.

Its a nice place to live, but its a little stepfordish.

I used to live in Windemere and its pretty boring there.

by holly the ginger kid. September 07, 2007

drive thru

Amazing invention that allows you to purchase food without getting out of your car. Is usually used for fast food.

Drive Thru Person-what can i get you today.
Consumer-An eggmcmuffin, a hashbrown, and a medium coke.
Drive Thru Person-I'm sorry. We stopped serving breakfast one second ago.
Consumer-*Cries*

by holly the ginger kid. May 20, 2007

ioa

Short for Islands of Adventure. Islands of Adeventure is a theme park in Orlando thats pretty fun, except for the ridiculous prices on everything. They have some pretty good rollercoasters.

I went to IOA and later had to sell my house to pay the debts I had aquired at IOA.

by holly the ginger kid. July 03, 2007

bless your heart

An old or southern woman's excuse to insult people without being rude.

Old lady-That little girl has a face only a mother could love. Bless her little heart.

Southern woman-Your mother is a whore who sleeps around. Bless your heart.

by holly the ginger kid. June 21, 2007

nintendo 64

The best video game thingy ever. Plus, if it stopped working, all you had to do was blow on the game and it magically worked again.

Kid-Nintendo 64 is retarded. I have Xbox, Xbox 360, Wii, PS, PS2, et cetera.

Me-So why would you get all those game systems and spend tons of money on them when you could just play Nintendo 64 and have just as much, if not more, fun?

Kid-So I can brag to all my friends. All I want is to fit in. **cries**

by holly the ginger kid. June 25, 2007

middle school

A place worse than hell where everybody talks about everybody behind their back then talks about how they hate two faced people. Its even worse when you are at private middle school because there are only ten people in the whole school and if you don't like them youre screwed. The only way to survive is to be fake and then you hate yourself for being fake. You're just starting to go through puberty so your face is covered in zits and the people who haven't gone through puberty make fun of you for it. All the girls except a select few wear padded bras that make them into DDs when they're only an A cup and everybody hates each other. If you're in public middle school everybody are punk poseurs that listen to avril lavigne, good charlotte, and simple plan and cut themselves. If you're in private everybody wears Hollister and pretends to be perfect while listening to whatevers on MTV and only pretending to like it. Everybody fakes Starbucks obsessions when really they can't stand it.

Girl 1- OMG I love frappacinos sooo freakin' much!!!
Me-Then why aren't you drinking yours. You've been holding it for three hours.
Girl 1-I am drinking it. *pretends to suck on straw*
Me-(sarcastically) Yeah. Sure.
Girl 1- YOURE SUCH A TWO FACE!
Me- That doesn't make any sense. I fucking hate middle school.

by holly the ginger kid. May 19, 2007