Bible thumping idiots.
This is an actual conversation I had with an actual rebuplican.
Seth-So are you Republican or Democrat?
Me-Democrat. Why?
Seth-I'm a republican. If Obama becomes president me and my friend are going to assasinate him.
Me-Why? Obama seems like a pretty good guy to me.
Seth-I think our president should be full American. Not African American.
Me-Thats really rascist and stupid. You're a jerk. Do you even know what republicans believe?
Seth-Well, I don't know what we believe, but I know the democrats are stupid.
Me-Are you pro life or pro choice?
Seth-What does that mean?
Me-Pro choice means you're for the choice of abortion. Pro life means you're against abortion.
Seth-Pro choice because republicans are for choices.
A place worse than hell where everybody talks about everybody behind their back then talks about how they hate two faced people. Its even worse when you are at private middle school because there are only ten people in the whole school and if you don't like them youre screwed. The only way to survive is to be fake and then you hate yourself for being fake. You're just starting to go through puberty so your face is covered in zits and the people who haven't gone through puberty make fun of you for it. All the girls except a select few wear padded bras that make them into DDs when they're only an A cup and everybody hates each other. If you're in public middle school everybody are punk poseurs that listen to avril lavigne, good charlotte, and simple plan and cut themselves. If you're in private everybody wears Hollister and pretends to be perfect while listening to whatevers on MTV and only pretending to like it. Everybody fakes Starbucks obsessions when really they can't stand it.
Girl 1- OMG I love frappacinos sooo freakin' much!!!
Me-Then why aren't you drinking yours. You've been holding it for three hours.
Girl 1-I am drinking it. *pretends to suck on straw*
Me-(sarcastically) Yeah. Sure.
Girl 1- YOURE SUCH A TWO FACE!
Me- That doesn't make any sense. I fucking hate middle school.
What that guy at the University of Florida said to the police when they tried to tase him.
Dont tase me bro!!!!!!!!!!
Buy a
dont tase me bro
mug!
The best video game thingy ever. Plus, if it stopped working, all you had to do was blow on the game and it magically worked again.
Kid-Nintendo 64 is retarded. I have Xbox, Xbox 360, Wii, PS, PS2, et cetera.
Me-So why would you get all those game systems and spend tons of money on them when you could just play Nintendo 64 and have just as much, if not more, fun?
Kid-So I can brag to all my friends. All I want is to fit in. **cries**
A delicious cereal that would taste a zillion times if it didn't have the cereal part. The marshmallows are amazing chalky deliciousness.
Girl-Yum. Lucky Charms. **Opens Lucky Charm box to find all the marshmallows already eaten.**
Girl-**shoots herself**
The place you always crave on the one day its closed, Sunday.
Girl 1- I want chick-fil-a sooo badly. Lets go get some.
Girl 2- Its Sunday. Its closed.
Girl 1-**Cries and cuts herself**.
An old or southern woman's excuse to insult people without being rude.
Old lady-That little girl has a face only a mother could love. Bless her little heart.
Southern woman-Your mother is a whore who sleeps around. Bless your heart.
Buy a
bless your heart
mug!
