4 definitions by holepuncher
Dildophobic dil-do-fo-bik, adj., a condition whereby one exhibits an aversion to any phallus-shaped sex toy designed for insertion into the vagina or anus. Characteristically afflicting sexually insecure males, but has been known to occur in sexually repressed women as well.
See vibraphobic.
See vibraphobic.
She had to hide her dildos from her dildophobic boyfriend or he would throw them in the garbage due to insecurity about his small penis.
by holepuncher May 5, 2012
Vibraphobic vi-bra-fo-bik, adj., a condition whereby one exhibits an aversion to vibrating sex toys specifically, and any phallus-shaped sex toy designed for insertion into the vagina or anus, generally. Characteristically afflicting sexually insecure males, but has been known to occur in sexually repressed women as well.
See dildophobic.
See dildophobic.
"So did you dump that guy yet?"
"Yes! He was lame in bed and he was so vibraphobic that he wouldn't even let me finish myself off with my trusty Rabbit vibrator. He said that it offended him; like I was implying that his penis wasn't good enough. I'll never date another vibraphobe again."
"Yes! He was lame in bed and he was so vibraphobic that he wouldn't even let me finish myself off with my trusty Rabbit vibrator. He said that it offended him; like I was implying that his penis wasn't good enough. I'll never date another vibraphobe again."
by holepuncher May 5, 2012
re·mod·el - verb- \rē-ˈmä-dəl\: to shed the uterine walls in preparation for rebuilding new uterine walls, i.e. on the rag.
As in, "Dude, she wanted me to munch her box but she was remodeling and I wasn't down with going down".
by holepuncher October 17, 2011
matt, why is meghan so sick?
devin, becuase i gave her the yellow snowcone last night
matt, thats straight.
devin, becuase i gave her the yellow snowcone last night
matt, thats straight.
by holepuncher June 26, 2010