cork

(verb) To contain a ten-gallon batch of pubic hair by placing over it a ten-gallon hat. Often done in self-defense. Also corked, corking.
Madam, would you kindly cork your muff? I find it rather aesthetically displeasing.
by himguy November 10, 2006
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cork

(verb) To contain a ten-gallon batch of pubic hair by placing over it a ten-gallon hat. Often done in self-defense. Also corked, corking.
Madam, would you kindly cork your muff? I find it rather aesthetically displeasing.
by himguy November 09, 2006
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cork

(verb) To contain a ten-gallon batch of pubic hair by placing over it a ten-gallon hat. Often done in self-defense. Also corked, corking.
Madam, would you kindly cork your muff? I find it rather aesthetically displeasing.
by himguy October 27, 2006
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cork

(verb) To contain a ten-gallon batch of pubic hair by placing over it a ten-gallon hat. Often done in self-defense. Also corked, corking.
Madam, would you kindly cork your muff? I find it rather aesthetically displeasing.
by himguy October 22, 2006
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cork

(verb) To contain a ten-gallon batch of pubic hair by placing over it a ten-gallon hat. Often done in self-defense. Also corked, corking.
Madam, would you kindly cork your muff? I find it rather aesthetically displeasing.
by himguy October 23, 2006
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redonkulous

(adj.) Something that is extremely, plaid speed heinous or ridiculous.
Look at that lady's hat. That shit is redonkulous.

It's hardcore redonkulous how many times I have to submit my definitions before they are finally fucking approved.
by himguy November 08, 2006
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redonkulous

(adj.) Something that is extremely, plaid speed heinous or ridiculous.
Look at that lady's hat. That shit is redonkulous.
by himguy October 29, 2006
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