by hex_ten December 17, 2003
by hex_ten December 24, 2004
The zombie check is for when you wake up after a hard nights drinking and aren't sure if you are alive or not,
This simple test involves getting a shotgun and having your left leg blown off. If you didn't mind that much and are alive in 6 hours you pass the test and you have conclusive proof you are a zombie.
The test can be used on siblings and friends if you suspect at all that they may indeed be the walking dead.
Disclaimer:
This test does not make you very popular with the test subject, but hey, at least you know for sure!
This simple test involves getting a shotgun and having your left leg blown off. If you didn't mind that much and are alive in 6 hours you pass the test and you have conclusive proof you are a zombie.
The test can be used on siblings and friends if you suspect at all that they may indeed be the walking dead.
Disclaimer:
This test does not make you very popular with the test subject, but hey, at least you know for sure!
"I thought I was a zombie so performed the test, turns out I was!! So I spend 4 months in rehab and haven't eaten brains since!"
"thanks to the zombie check i havent been attacked by a real zombie for months, now i can be certain!"
"thanks to the zombie check i havent been attacked by a real zombie for months, now i can be certain!"
by hex_ten January 28, 2006
The act of cleansing:
1. A person of their life
2. An infadel of their stupidity, by killing them, of course
3. An army of retards
4. A shower of mildew
1. A person of their life
2. An infadel of their stupidity, by killing them, of course
3. An army of retards
4. A shower of mildew
1. "Stupid! you die now, please join the line for purgance"
2. "That is SO morrocan! *death*"
3. Stalin LOVED to purge
4. "GOD DAMN mildew! i've been PURGING all day!"
2. "That is SO morrocan! *death*"
3. Stalin LOVED to purge
4. "GOD DAMN mildew! i've been PURGING all day!"
by hex_ten December 24, 2004
a little red monster bug thing that chases you and attacks you untill you blow it away or it explodes due to over-excitement, makes a funny chirping sound, comes from snark nests
by hex_ten December 10, 2003
by hex_ten November 22, 2003
also primarily known as "trinity" blows shit to hell with the glow of 1000 suns, apparantly
set up in A.D 2101 after war was begining
set up in A.D 2101 after war was begining
by hex_ten November 24, 2003