Urban Addict

one who must post more definitions than the rest of the world, strives to be humorous

ahahah! thats 5032 definitions! im on a roll today

by hex_ten December 17, 2003

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frothy hooker

A hooker with rabies, who froths.

eewwwwwwww, that is fucked up dude

by hex_ten December 24, 2004

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zombie check

The zombie check is for when you wake up after a hard nights drinking and aren't sure if you are alive or not,

This simple test involves getting a shotgun and having your left leg blown off. If you didn't mind that much and are alive in 6 hours you pass the test and you have conclusive proof you are a zombie.

The test can be used on siblings and friends if you suspect at all that they may indeed be the walking dead.

Disclaimer:
This test does not make you very popular with the test subject, but hey, at least you know for sure!

"I thought I was a zombie so performed the test, turns out I was!! So I spend 4 months in rehab and haven't eaten brains since!"

"thanks to the zombie check i havent been attacked by a real zombie for months, now i can be certain!"

by hex_ten January 28, 2006

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purge

The act of cleansing:
1. A person of their life
2. An infadel of their stupidity, by killing them, of course
3. An army of retards
4. A shower of mildew

1. "Stupid! you die now, please join the line for purgance"
2. "That is SO morrocan! *death*"
3. Stalin LOVED to purge
4. "GOD DAMN mildew! i've been PURGING all day!"

by hex_ten December 24, 2004

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snark

a little red monster bug thing that chases you and attacks you untill you blow it away or it explodes due to over-excitement, makes a funny chirping sound, comes from snark nests

ahhhhh snarks!! run!! there's too many and i only got a gauss gun!!

by hex_ten December 10, 2003

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